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As a father of a daughter;;;
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
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Fortunately, the German people have their famous good humor to get them through this difficult time
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Don't ever speak to me or my loin triplet sons ever again #bbqmunity
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NYT knows which presidency gets them more outrage clicks and they're doing everything they can to make it happen
Sorry, folks, this year "no vote" is a vote for fascism, don't be that person, voting is a necessary if not entirely sufficient act
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The tomatoes have taken the bridge, and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long
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Oh OK January 6 was legal, everyone storm Mar A Lago and burn it to the ground and make sure you get the room where Trump was holding the nuclear secrets to sell because he's not going to jail for that either
Breaking news: Federal prosecutors improperly charged hundreds of Jan. 6 defendants with obstruction, the Supreme Court ruled on Friday, upending many cases against rioters who disrupted the certification of the 2020 presidential election.
Supreme Court says prosecutors improperly charged hundreds of Jan. 6 rioterswww.washingtonpost.com Supreme Court’s decision on obstruction charge will impact trials of hundreds of Jan. 6 rioters and, potentially, former president Donald Trump.
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I think a lot about how SimCity 2000 had a scenario that was just "fix Flint, MI's economy." There was also one where a monster prop came to life and destroyed Hollywood, these are similar disasters to a municipality
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No time like 93 and humid to grill
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ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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Noting, bookmarking, printing off hard copies
How dads say “you left the door open” around the world…   5. Did you come with a mariachi band? (Mexican Spanish) 4. Were you born on a trolleybus? (Lithuanian) 3. Are we at the Colosseum? (Italian) 2. Were you born with a yoke up your ass? (Slovak) 1. Did a goat eat the door? (Polish)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY AS FUCK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP
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Steph Curry's never hit 34 straight in an empty gym, man
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on this appomattox day let me share my favorite union army flag. they should have made this the american flag.
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Shoutout only to fellow onetime 1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse drivers on this, our day of ascension
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Surfing on my worldwide web browser to www.money.com to look into this further
Over on twitter I just got an ad for money, just as a concept. “You may not think money can help your situation, but it actually can!”
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We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This: The Committee
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didn't think Harbaugh only had "tie Gene Chizik" in him but the grind is not for everyone
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Pumped to spend all offseason telling people that championships won prior to the 12 team playoff are bullshit
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When someone says there's too many bowl games, I'm going to show them this.
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Holidays are frantic, but in one aspect I put up prime LeBron numbers: in a 4-day stretch I hung out with 16 dogs
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Chiefs fan confirmed
FWIW, the Nickelodeon broadcast is bad. Constantly talking down to me like I'm 8 years old.
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Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
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Thing about Blooski is, I don't really have a lot of problems with you people yet. Maybe next year 🤷‍♂️