Oh OK January 6 was legal, everyone storm Mar A Lago and burn it to the ground and make sure you get the room where Trump was holding the nuclear secrets to sell because he's not going to jail for that either
Breaking news: Federal prosecutors improperly charged hundreds of Jan. 6 defendants with obstruction, the Supreme Court ruled on Friday, upending many cases against rioters who disrupted the certification of the 2020 presidential election.
I think a lot about how SimCity 2000 had a scenario that was just "fix Flint, MI's economy." There was also one where a monster prop came to life and destroyed Hollywood, these are similar disasters to a municipality
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
How dads say “you left the door open” around the world…
5. Did you come with a mariachi band? (Mexican Spanish)
4. Were you born on a trolleybus? (Lithuanian)
3. Are we at the Colosseum? (Italian)
2. Were you born with a yoke up your ass? (Slovak)
1. Did a goat eat the door? (Polish)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY AS FUCK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"