Unofficial Guardian (World) Bot: Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’www.theguardian.com Ex-president returns to campaign trail in Doral and makes baseless accusations but doesn’t name running mate

Wait, so who is the senile candidate?? Who doesn’t eat bacon anymore who once ate bacon?

My guess is that one of his doctors said he shouldn't eat bacon because of his cholesterol or something and because he's a narcissistic man-child he interpreted this as "no one is supposed to eat bacon"

Haha! That sounds extremely plausible. In every aspect. Whatever one’s opinion of Biden’s fitness, I just don’t understand why his campaign isn’t all over Trump’s rallies. He is the one who sounds like he’s got some serious cognitive decline.

man if there was only a way to find the context of a headline without speculation

I don't care that much. Mostly because Trump is so full of shit that knowing the context of his grievances doesn't tell us anything useful. I'm happy I could provide you with an opportunity to be smug and annoying though. Meeting those self righteousness quotas is important!

Reading Project 2025 snippets is breaking my brain! Reading overviews of Trump “speeches” is a big lift when I know the answer will be bonkers, whatever it is.

Generally speaking I would read articles. But it is torture to read these. I’m Ok with baseless speculation about trump and Bacon (though I should have guessed it was Biden’s fault).

understandable but it’s a bad habit to get into simply reading headlines and commenting with no context. it’s a habit i’ve def had and i’m consciously trying to break rn so perhaps i shouldn’t have been so snarky ab it, that seemed to piss the other guy off a lot

If he spent any time in nature I might suspect that he got bitten by one of those ticks that cause the meat allergy, but I don’t think the golf courses count.

I ate bacon today! (For once it turned out right.) As to senility, no one expects Trump to make sense and everyone has stopped noticing. It's depressing but it is what it is.

Yeah. Low bar and all that. It’s annoying.

Also, right! I almost ordered a BLT today! With bacon! It was for sale. Just like always!

Don’t kid yourself, the orange turd is definitely chowing down on bacon.

we had an entire news cycle about how the current successful president might be losing a step and this motherfucker talks about nothing but breakfast meat and toilets

There's a connection between the two!

Someone got doctor's order to cut out the bacon. Or he's playing the pork commodity market, thinking this will drive his cult to "show the libs" by buying all the bacon.

My money's on the doctor. He's getting into Reagan territory.

Make bacon great again

As a vegetarian I should be appalled by your post. But instead I laughed. 😂

To many bracelets, not enough stew

Good callback

Please make sure he is eating a ton of the greasiest, fattest bacon you can find every day. Don't let him miss that bigly serving of bacon. Most importantly, don't drain the grease so he gets ALL the flavor.

I had bacon today, what’s this decrepit bitch on about

I literally had a BLT for lunch today

Literally just ate bacon (granted, it was just one slice diced into a pan full of Brussels sprouts). WYF is he on about.

From the guy who brought you cofeveve, are you really surprised over his nonsense and outright lies?

well that's what happens when you get banned from Arby's

I encourage him to eat as much bacon and as many hamberders as he can between now and early November.

Please give this man as much bacon as he can eat between now and November.

Apparently this is very recent, based on my lunch on Monday.

Is the press going to spend two weeks asking him about this most recent obvious sign of his mental collapse? Will they be yapping about it in every column, in every op-ed?

They should ALL be asking him about bacon shortages. 😂

FLAPJACKS IN CONTROL

My dude, I bought a half pig this year. Shameful, because I know eating meat is not great. But the bacon was delicious and we're eating it.

That’s because we ate all the bacon for lunch yesterday.

eating bacon in an electric car to own the republicans, or something

Only if it’s tofu bacon if that exists

Well there is this. And it satisfies the fatty salty appeal of bacon. The drawback is that it isn’t vegan since it contains milk and egg products. www.morningstarfarms.com/en_US/produc...

www.morningstarfarms.com

I ate some bacon like 2 days ago...

He looks awful!

He is awful.

Hasn’t he always? He’s a bloated, obese caricature of his younger self with too big a pie hole for someone with his limited intellect.

run this shit in ads ffs

This is an accurate representation of trumpism (minus the lack of racism)

eh, it’s not *lacking* racism per se, just a bit lugubrious about it

who took away our bacon?? that’s right folks,,

Dates wrapped in bacon, photographed in a restaurant in Bowling Green, Kentucky sometime during the allegedly bacon-hostile Biden administration.

Speak for yourself, chump.

I know you can't fact-check a random assortment of words plucked from the fetid Scrabble bag that is his brain, but for the record there is a TON of incredibly granular market data out there for every kind of processed meat and bacon's doing great, thanks.

Bacon Report 2022: All Sizzle, no fizzlewww.provisioneronline.com Creative flavors and merchandising help fuel continued strong markets in the category.

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