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And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…
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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️ @murderpill.bsky.social · 2 mo
smoking while pregnant is fine as long as the baby isn’t a little bitch
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2 mo
I don't like who I am when I rip apart a rotisserie chicken with my hands. I love it.
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just maureen @asewcialist.bsky.social · 2 mo
I just don’t fit in with people. I don’t know why I’m always surprised by this
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isobel @isobel.top · 2 mo
bluesky should add DMs (dinosaur messages, a feature that gives you random facts about dinosaurs)
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 2 mo
I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach & silently plotting the death of all those around me
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🍃🍂🍁 @wearywithtoil.bsky.social · 2 mo
Was just dancing in the kitchen like nobody's watching but turns out my cat Baron was watching and he was: appalled
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · 2 mo
Saying "har har" is my favorite way to sound like a pirate but just be an asshole
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Adam Trotter @astrotter.bsky.social · 2 mo
Do they honestly believe that it's a zero-sum game, that it being Pride Month excludes all other observances and celebrations? They're such dips.
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Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 2 mo
We have 2 national holidays, one honoring all military veterans and one honoring those who lost their lives in wars, and I get paid days off from work for both. Let me know when I get a day off for Gay Day.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2 mo
It’s actually good to be dumb in many ways, hopefully
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SassyCanadiangirl🇨🇦🍁 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 2 mo
Everyone has gambled at least once on a fart and lost in life.
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Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social · 2 mo
I’m packed with so much sex appeal that I look weird and bloated.
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 2 mo
Dinner…
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Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 2 mo
I just know the desire to become a breakdancer is going to finally hit me in my 60s.
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Rayray @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 2 mo
We don't deserve dogs, but we 100% deserve cats, for our many sins.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, but I refuse to play that funky music.
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The B. @anerdonfire.bsky.social · 2 mo
I'm not here to win, I'm here to take you down with me.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 2 mo
I get all of my sex on the internet
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 2 mo
I can’t go back to Twitter… I forgot what my @ was
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2 mo
I have no fucking idea how to act when I like someone. I'm like, wanna see my hot wheels?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2 mo
what happens out behind the shed is nobody's business but mine and the rabid dog's
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Selenophile 🌒 @selenophile37.bsky.social · 2 mo
You can deeply love someone and be disappointed in them at the same time.
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 2 mo
I hope the crows think of me as the cool human
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Ben Grimm @kullopodiou.bsky.social · 2 mo
Also? Fuck Idaho. Right in the eye. Air should be illegal if those inbreds breathe it.
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Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social · 2 mo
In heaven, all the cats will let you touch their toe beans.
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 1 yr
Bitch please, but more importantly, bitch thank you and bitch you’re welcome.
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sure sex is great but... wait, it is?
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 2 mo
i think my purpose is dogs
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 9 mo
hard to be inconspicuous when flying monkeys follow me everywhere
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 mo
living by the golden rule, "bitch, i, said what i said"