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Here for the laughs. What you read is what you get. Will steal your hoodie... If I like it. 🎶 Is life.
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*updating my food tracker* How many vegetables are in fried chicken and macaroni and cheese?

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Responding “Tentative” to meeting requests as a flex.

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Before the internet, people had to search Google using Morse code.

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Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction. Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

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Coffee is the only thing in my life that I don’t overthink.

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*eating the cream cheese out of the hole in the bagel like it’s an impressive cream pie*

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me: I try to live well and maintain a healthy, balanced diet also me: *swipes right on a bucket of fried chicken*

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if my fridge had a see through door I’d still have to open it to look I trust nothing

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a rotisserie chicken from Walmart.

I want coffee but my body wants water. I had coffee because nobody tells me what to do.

The worst part about parenting is trying to discipline the "you" out of them.

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Coffee always tastes good but tastes better with the right company.

There's a person for everyone out there. And there's a person for every therapist.

Everyone has stupid moments but then there are some that abuse that privilege.

Suductively pulls out Oreos from my fanny pack *wink*

Me trying to keep my shit together

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Sorry I yelled out, "WE HAVE THE MEATS," when I came.

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One good way to keep from losing a lot of hope is to not have much hope in the first place

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Them: what did you think of The Acolyte? Me: the stuff in Gatorade?

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might fuck around and seal my HVAC ducts with foil tape to more efficiently deliver cool air to the second floor

I kind of want to open a donut shop next to one of those medical marijuana dispensary shops. Going to call it "glazed and confused"