Jacob Harris: “Before you croque” was right there

“Before you croque” was right there

Imperative: "Eat this before you croque, Monsieur!"

Also works with Madame!

Well then you have to put an egg on them.

Challenge accepté

The baguette list

rim shot dot gif

pain

"Don't be a jambon-bore..."

Magnifique

why did they beurre the lead?

I’m more concerned about the apparent implication that there are other French sandwiches that are better eaten posthumously.

This is why the arts are dying

monsieur…

@dilettante.bsky.social @triggerloop.bsky.social

Monsieur et madam, how could you

LOL

AI can't make even bad puns.

Great pun but, my first thought was: "Wait? What? My god! I have to eat 8 French sandwiches before I die? What the hell happened to me and why are all of those sandwiches a combined antidote?"

“Before you kick the beignet”

Trolling @rgo.bsky.social ?

If you're in France, a country with actual food, why would you eat a sandwich?

ping @atherton.bsky.social if you haven’t seen already

Magnificent. MAGNIFICENT.

Was tempted to leave that comment on that post, but I didn’t want them to Banh Mi.

Rogue take: a croque monsieur is not really a sandwich. It's closer to a corruption of a lasagne.

well, presumably there's at least one croque on the list so it wouldn't really make sense

truly, bravo

Judging by the quality of some of the sandwiches I’ve had in Paris, it would take far fewer than that.

I can never unsee this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuJn...

The Simpsons - French Frogs Laughingwww.youtube.com I DON'T OWN THIS. ALL RIGHTS GOES TO FOX.

DEAR SIR, I humbly suggest the writers and editors of “Food and Wine” review *all* definitions of “aspirate (v)” and “choke (v, n)” in the dictionary. Sincerely etc etc…

Surprising, when AI so often baguettes the question.

I mean, bread *is* pain.

*WILD APPLAUSE*

And yet, they managed to rise above the temptation.

Ugh i really can't skip a few?

Thank you for making me lol

This could save me.

Before you die? Guess I'll never need to eat them

Now do "so that you die."

"Baguette with butter or other stuff, to be eaten in France or anywhere else" – sounds amazing, must read.

Sandwich Jambon Avec Mayonnaise The first French I learned when I moved there in 1980

The two traditional fates need to be expanded to non-binary. But, so far we have: before you croque, monsieur before you croque, madame

You know everyone is poor when ham sandwich is featured in Food and Wine

Eh, French food is okay, but I prefer Thèques-Mèques.

So these sandwiches will kill me

Croque masseur deserves a mention...

😂, cela depend d'ou et qui font le pain! Il y a baguette et 🥖: Les ferments/levain, farines, et la tour de main de l'artiste lui meme. Le pain est 90% des saveurs de la sandwich 🥪 , la reste est complimentary 😉

ISWYDT. 👍👍

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