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Books. Beer. Kid. Archives. Halifax. Humour. Outrage. Rarely in that order. she/her
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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)
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Daniel Craig playing an entire geology department himself:
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It's the end of my work day, which means I've hit that magic hour where my iced coffee is allowing hyper focus and wordsmithing instead of frequent pacing and trying to gather scattered thoughts. Just in time to shut my computer for the weekend.
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What are your go-to meals for camping? I’m in need of some inspiration. We have a lil’ two burner camp stove & limited trunk space.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Halfway through the year, halfway through my reading tracker bookshelf. 💙 📚
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Waited for the bus got on the bus realized I didn’t have my backpack , which has my work laptop and coffee.
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If you see this, post a photo without explanation.
If you see this post a photo without explanation
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If you love something, let it go. Good, now I have it. I'll sell it back to you at a markup. I know you'll buy it; you love it.
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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.
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Apparently we lost power through the night?
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Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part
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oH MY GOD IS THE MENSWEAR GUY GOING AFTER PIERRE POILIEVRE
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People were making entirely too much eye contact in that meeting.
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I keep thinking it’s Friday. This may not bode well for my week.
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Halifax Regional Police recently recovered about 40 bicycles and scooters. If your bike was recently lost or stolen, and you would like to see if it’s been recovered by police, HRP’s Lost & Found Property can be reached at 902-490-5232. #BikeHFX
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My kid was enthusiastic about the dinner I made last night (he asked for seconds which is almost unheard of) AND liked the movie I picked, despite initial skepticism. I am still riding this high.
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would you like to see my favorite letter i've ever found in our records? it's from 1925 and i think about it every day of my life
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It’s margarita season! Unrelated: I yelled at a blue jay.
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Am I allowed to just write 'it's adorable' on the acquisition report for this donation offer? Because that's why I'm keeping it. 📜
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Got my first ‘back to school sale’ ad. Companies please fuck off with this.
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Capricorn: Stop beating up on yourself emotionally. You're as bad at that as you are at everything else.
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