Helen Kennedy: I probably should have better things to do.

I probably should have better things to do.

When finally you look back over the hours of your life you devoted to snark, you surely will wish you had spent more hours devoted to those pursuits.

I'm old enough to have been in art school and a Lampoon subscriber when that arrived in my mailbox.

A professional politician who thinks the way to attract voters is to brag about shooting a dog. Who's her target audience (other than dogs)?

Let me point out the flaw in your perfectly reasonable and valid question. "Thinks." 😁

I’m still thinking about the whole new meaning for target audience

What about the goat she murdered the same day, when the bloodlust overcame her. JUSTICE FOR CRICKET AND THE UNNAMED GOAT!!! Or something.

Seeing the split down the centre of the dog's face recalls the old Star Trek episode on racism, where the ones that had a certain colour on one side of their face were hostile to those that had the black/white reveresed. I can see a dog with the reverse pattern, and "Noem would never kill THIS dog."

That episode blew my mind when I was a kid

Dr Seuss’s Star-bellied sneetches did for me.

I remember reading the actual original issue. Sigh, I miss NL. And most things from the 70s.

*me steals your meme-stealing meme*

I am *so* stealing this. 😎

Go for it.

Nah, we're good with you this way

I literally just spent 20 minutes doing this on my phone. What is wrong with me?

seriously, you didn't get your laptop? smh

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I would have done it in 5 minutes, but it wouldn't have looked as good. Time well spent!

She’s going to kill the dog either way. Look how much its flinching from the gun!

"Two for flinching"

Something I learned yesterday is that several years later this dog was killed by a gunshot wound from a hunter. Depressing yet seems so perfectly American

Also his name was 'Cheeseface'

I wish you hadn't told me that :(

If you care to find out more about it, here's one account of the dog, its owner, and the famous photo: www.sevendaysvt.com/news/who-sho...

Who Shot Mr. Cheeseface? The Vermont Demise of a Famous Muttwww.sevendaysvt.com The cover of the January 1973 issue of National Lampoon, the groundbreaking humor magazine's Death issue, depicts a handsome black-and-white dog against a blue background....

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well shit :/

That's a man's hand.

She's a little too drunk right now to shoot straight, so her 'bodyguard' will be doing the shooting for her today.

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This would be a good place to start the rumor that Noem has man hands. And to intimate that she may have other man parts as well.

Ah yes, transphobia is such a lovely way to win an election.

^ Makes a point, but I would say that that DTaylor leans more towards misandry, if saying something inappropriate, than transphobia ♥️

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesef...

Cheeseface - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Oh no, Mr. Cheeseface!!

She's not going to be able to adopt a dog. But one, maybe. She marked herself.

*Buy not but.

"If you don't buy this magazine, Kristi Noem will... dammit, too late."

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This is your calling, trust me on this.

Simply horrific...

That cover is accurate. Please don’t stop.

Also, if you do buy this magazine.

its all good gifs are here... meme away...

How will you have better things to do when your jobless

No, this is good. Also, you could have done worse things.

Many do

Aw, sweet Cheeseface.

Excellent.

Heck, even if you do buy the magazine, Noem will kill this dog.

Old people remember that there was a national lampoon radio hour half hour and one of the skits in it involve them saying “we don’t stop until you say *bang* Wee-oh.” (A parody of a grocery store ad)

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