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@hushjared.bsky.social

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I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!

Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 days
One week later
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 days
👀
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 1 mo
Heh heh
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 2 mo
If you see this, post dog
Avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2 mo
If you see this, post dog 🥹
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 3 mo
I call this one, The Ordeal of Grocery Pickup
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 3 mo
The cruelty of this Microsoft programmer that designed this screen is rivaled only by Disney villains
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 3 mo
Cute first date idea
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 3 mo
Henfluencer
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pinfluencer
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 4 mo
Lol. Classic
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 4 mo
I gotchu fam
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 5 mo
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 5 mo
Me, waking up thinking it’s the weekend ⬇️ Friday⬇️
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 5 mo
Let this be a warning to any of you who are not currently following the Chicago Bears on Instagram
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 5 mo
Time to go back to work. Happy Mardi Gras!
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 5 mo
Rough day for the worst people in the world
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 7 mo
Quite post this with a picture of graffiti from your phone
Avatar Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 7 mo
Quote post this with a picture of graffiti from your phone
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
How’s the no-shave crew doing this December first? If you didn’t shave it, let’s see it
Reply toAvatar Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
It’s giving
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
I would’ve believed it but they decided to stroke my ego a little
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
Give me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you what songs make up my tasty bagel sandwich of music
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
Do not avert your gaze
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
With our powers combined…
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 8 mo
This oughta be just fine
Avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 8 mo
Last saved celebrity is your therapist
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 9 mo
Same as it ever was
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 9 mo
…and we aren’t missing a thing 😏
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 9 mo
I don’t slap indiscriminately but…
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 9 mo
The homie got my back 🙏🙏
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 10 mo
Good morning, Jo. Have a peach of a day
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 10 mo
Oh, you think this is a game?
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 10 mo
Me, on the first morning in the 60s