Men's rea activist: You're a fool if you think that sports teams are enemies with each other. They make money off you while you buy into their "rivalries." They are laughing at you

You're a fool if you think that sports teams are enemies with each other. They make money off you while you buy into their "rivalries." They are laughing at you

They have a so-called “finals” but then, guess what, there’s another “finals” the next year!! 🤔🤔🤔

the sheep do not care. they simply wish to bleat for the "home" team

Take me out to the baa-ll game

Bleat bleat bleat for the home team…

take me out of the baa-ll game

When you realize they have more in common with each other than they will ever have with you, that is the awakening of class-consciousness.

Play”offs”? Who’s being “offed”? Our hard earned dollars.

Are you fucking kidding me. How long as this been going on?

"world" series my ass (it's not a world series)

Not even a continental series. 🤔

who tf is beating the chiefs

And then they award a ✌️world✌️champion✌️ when, at best, there might be two countries involved.

The Not So Finals 😏

Cricket’s One Day World Cup goes from 5th October to 19th November. They’re taking us for idiots.

the matrix has you

all these guys are friends. you see them up there at first base smiling and chatting

it's just a big game to them

Are they…are they giving each other pats on the behind? 👀

that’s the least of it!

I don’t believe it. Would be a shame if someone provided gifs of said behavior.

After the games they go sleep in one big bed together

It's a big league and you ain't in it

It's real to me dammit

*cue music* The Gang Kidnaps Kyle Schwarber

They all go back to one big club house after the game and celebrate together, saying things like “nice job with the ball”

well well well if it aint the ball job brothers

The players will go sign a contract with a rival team as if money is the only reason they're doing this

"Can't believe they fell for this shit, Michael."

Sports teams, political parties, etc

That’s not true. I know for a fact that when a player gets traded their new team Clockwork Orange’s them with a video to get them to hate their former team

WITH* me

Some of the enemy players will, get this, they'll actually hug and stuff after the game

If their rivalry involves doing McDonald’s commercials together, nobody should be dying over it

would muchly enjoy any listicle which ranked pro sports rivalries from kayfabe to no seriously

Except in the Tiddlywinks championships. There they take it personally.

the REAL World Champions are the Glasgow Diamonds

They only do it for the money. It's so obvious.

this world is so corrupt and fucked

Gonna use this to help with my DSA outreach

I'll never forget when I saw Clyde Drexler tongue kissing Michael Jordan just as I was throwing a punch at my friend Aaron who was wearing a Bulls jersey.

At least I still have Rasslin

“Hello, I would like to win a World Series for a league covering two countries” They have played us for absolute fools

Yeah these grifters cash their checks and then get seen hanging out with guys from other teams at clubs and shit. We’re such rubes

old enuogh to remember when the boston bruins no cap climbed into the stands to fight ny rangers fans youtu.be/fpbD6W7YT5A?...

Boston Bruins Go Into The Stands In 1979youtu.be On December 23, 1979, in what remains as one of the most memorable fan-athlete confrontations in sports, Boston Bruins defenseman Mike Milbury whacked a New ...

That’s different tho. That’s a city fight, we’re talking about teams

ya and whole thread's just joking around so

I’m so serious right now you couldn’t believe it

Oh they are all in the club together. They go out to dinner together after the games, im sure. I doubt there is that much animosity between them. 80s lakers/Celtics, bulls/pistons/Celtics had some genuine dislike i imagine tho

I like it when they do suboptimal felonies against eachother

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