Men's rea activist: Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind

Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind

hence the word “mortified”

And you better get right on it, because that’s going to start to stink real bad real quick!

So, my life is so gd pathetic that last week, I pre paid for cremation. And bought an urn. They’ll pick me up wherever I happen to kick off, throw me in the fire, and package me up. If no one picks me up, they’ll scatter me after 5 years.

The rest of us put our carts back if you get what I’m saying.

As someone who hates being a burden on others, I would be mortified if my friends and family would need to carry me like dead weight

That’s why I’m planning on doing something cool like choking on a hotdog at a competitive eating competition

Just death pointing and laughing at the fact that you pooped yourself and you can't get up for maybe not eternity but at least a few minutes.

"Sorry, it's gonna poop itself once I leave. That's now a you problem."

It's why you just Uber to the beach and swim out to sea.

Usually if you just leave it there things will sort themselves out.

(as i hand you a big manila folder labeled "LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, LEGALLY BINDING, THIS IS REAL") hold my beer and watch this shit

This is why I always do a cremation before bed.

I'm signed up for open air cremation and my final instructions say to pass out marshmellow sticks and S'more fixins.

"Sure, sure. No problem. Sauted or baked?" "What?" "What?"

Just become a skeleton, no flesh sack or death to worry about

It’s like I always say, die fighting god or don’t die

if it were up to me I would simply choose not to die

Visiting the Church of the Eternal Flame huh

That's what came to my mind as well.

It's Embarrassing to Die: The Immortalist Storyyoutu.be A group of loosely interconnected people who call themselves the Immortalists attempt to live forever by various means.

Great video

Oops shit myself

I simply need to vanish when I die

This is why I only mill around in bear country.

There will be a lot of piss and shit but please pretend otherwise.

I wish I could just fade out

a/k/a "The Final Imposition"

yeah i got u boss

I can't die because of the shame! I immortal because of the shame! :(

they flop around. so dramatic!

You should try this. No packaging left behind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdRd...

Getting Rapturedwww.youtube.com A little something from one of my favorite folkies, Camille West. Odd how it's so topical more than 10 years later. LOL

Dying like we were born. Oblivious, confused, and shitting ourselves.

Donate your organs and let them deal with your old sagging flesh.

Gross. I wouldn’t be caught dead.

ah fuck missed the collection day, just burn it

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