Jay the Ent-Larch

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Jay the Ent-Larch

@jaypeldred.bsky.social

nonbinary they/them mystical forest cryptid & merwrangler with Orange Cat Energy

former HS teacher, now with an office job

blogging at runninginmyhead.com about books, coffee, running, music, & TTRPGs

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It’s Chocolate Day! There’s all kinds of chocolate: baking, semi-sweet, milk, dark, bittersweet - but while there is a time and place for white chocolate, but it’s an imposter and does not belong on a list of chocolates. I like Left Twix and Kinder Schokolade; how about you?
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I would love to own a home some day, if only to have the chance for a cat to inhabit the space with me once more.
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[stares at David Barton and the harm he has done influencing certain Christian circles] Barton isn’t a lawyer, nor is he a historian, and in all actuality he’s not much of anything but a charlatan peddling religious pseudohistory, but this is *exactly* what he does.
This all becomes very evident when you read a paper by a lawyer on a historical topic. Context be damned, they go for accumulating a pile of quotes that support their argument, regardless if the people they're quoting violently disagreed with them Let's get some historians on SCOTUS
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It’s Chocolate Day! There’s all kinds of chocolate: baking, semi-sweet, milk, dark, bittersweet - but while there is a time and place for white chocolate, but it’s an imposter and does not belong on a list of chocolates. I like Left Twix and Kinder Schokolade; how about you?
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A cat choosing you is a wonderful feeling; this morning I’m getting up a little later than usual and what do I find but that Kitty’s chosen one of my tokens for the weekend jukebox! There were so many good selections - check out the final list and the original thread for some terrific tunes!
Thanks to all who joined in yesterday's Jukebox! Kitty's been up all night nipping the outside of my wrists with her teeth. "Kitty, have you made your playlist?" I ask. That stopped her in her tracks! Did your token make it? Scroll down and refresh a lot. 😸 👇👇 michaelgallagherwrites.com
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If you are asked to bring chips for a cookout, please do not bring three party sized bags of various types of barbecue chips because “everyone likes barbecue” everyone does not, in fact, like barbecue
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This week’s Jukebox is closed; while Kitty consults herself on her choices, take a stroll through the replies and enjoy the changing variableness of the seasons.
2/2 A topic week, and Kitty's topic is the seasons. Token 1 to start you off - Bomb The Bass: WINTER In July What will you add with your 2 tokens? Will someone oust Kitty from her inappropriately small cardboard box by guessing her closing token? ALL replies here👇
Bomb The Bass - Winter In July (Version 1)youtu.be Music video by Bomb The Bass performing Winter In July. (C) 1991 Rhythm King Records, exclusively licensed to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
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If they describe someone using only two articles of clothing, they’re talking about Tom Bombadil. Bright blue jacket and yellow boots? That’s Tom Bombadil. Short skirt and a long jacket? That’s Tom Bombadil too. Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur? Yup, you guessed it. Tom Bombadil.
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have you spit your pit today?
It’s International Cherry Pit Spitting Day! Or, as the Germans say: Tage des Kirschkernspucken. Whether you're a seasoned professional or trying it for the first time, it's all about pitting your spitting skills in friendly competition. Find some cherries; let the games begin!
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We had storms and areas of town near us have had power outages since 1:30 and we still have an hour and a half to go according to the radar. I have several bags of trash that need to go out (some have food waste). Putting on my boots and gauging things . . .
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I was dusting our piano, which hasn’t been played in at least six years, and not only is remarkably in tune, but I picked out the opening notes to Welcome to the Black Parade. I don’t play piano; I play violin (or did, I also haven’t played in almost twenty years)
Hi! Since we last posted to each other a few hours ago, I’ve listened to the entirety of Evermore, made a pitcher of sweet tea, and cleaned my half bath (except for mopping the floor which will come later when I do the full bath). After lunch I’ll be dusting and vacuuming in the living room.
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Is a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel with a side of nacho cheese Doritos a traditional lunch? No, but - and this is key - I do not care. It’s tasty.
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I guess Bidens age doesn't matter that much to me cause I don't think US Presidents do nearly as much as the myth likes to tell. Reagan spent the back end of his run with Alzheimers, last guy played golf & shitposted for 4 years, idc if Bidens an ent who speaks once a yr, taking it over Project 2025
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Cleaning the bathroom while Evermore plays on the record player
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It’s International Cherry Pit Spitting Day! Or, as the Germans say: Tage des Kirschkernspucken. Whether you're a seasoned professional or trying it for the first time, it's all about pitting your spitting skills in friendly competition. Find some cherries; let the games begin!
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It’s Mechanical Pencil Day! Always on point and never needing a sharpener, give three clicks (no more; no less) for the writing tool that says, "Lead the way!" * it’s graphite, I know ** for pencils, the black Ticonderoga #2 is superior *** I prefer the Sharpie Roller 0.5 for writing, overall
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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.
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Rewatching The Office and I have reached Season 7 Episode 9, wherein it is revealed that, if the characters of The Office were real people living in Northeast Pennsylvania, I would - according to show canon - be Dwight Schrute’s cousin.
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It’s Mechanical Pencil Day! Always on point and never needing a sharpener, give three clicks (no more; no less) for the writing tool that says, "Lead the way!" * it’s graphite, I know ** for pencils, the black Ticonderoga #2 is superior *** I prefer the Sharpie Roller 0.5 for writing, overall
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It’s a stealth mission to let sleeping dogs lie
A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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I am glad this piece about the Heritage Foundation threatening civil war if the left doesn’t accept a monarchy came out in the WaPo. More like this, please.
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Pizza and soup are the two most perfect foods (pie is also up there, considering pizza is a form of pie)
You know what? I'm pretty sure I can't think of a soup that wouldn't also make a good pizza.
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It’s National Country Music Day: from Merle Haggard, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, and Johnny Cash to Dolly Parton, Garth Brooks, and the Chicks, to Kacey Musgraves and Niko Moon, rosin up that bow and play that golden fiddle with themes of love and love and loss and friends and drinks and revenge.
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And now for the traditional July 4th blessing: Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with as many fingers as you began it with.
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sure the colonists dumped tea into Boston Harbor, but I just dumped a pitcher of sweet tea all over the kitchen floor. Happy Fourth!
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Jaws is in the DVD player; Pimm’s Cup is at hand.
what’s this? making a refreshing drink to chill in the fridge while I visit the 18th Century for a few hours?