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God I’m so excited to be upset tomorrow [Johnny Carson audience voice]: How upset are you? ready for my entire week to be absolutely ruined plus we share the same burden of, by the time we wake up everything’s gone to shit and we’re trying to catch up on stuff we know we’ll actively hate yeah I'm gonna wake up and there's going to be like a full hour of outrage to catch up on and all the good jokes will have already been made Come up with them now! I'll start
More like John Scrotberts! Gottem I'm in the last time zone. They'll be having lunch when it hits our morning tv. *sigh* I’m so glad that when the decision comes down, I’ll be on ketamine (under medical supervision). Every day man. Every day. This entire week is going to suck on the political front. Perfect sentiment for the moment, but will probably come in handy later too Why put off til tomorrow what you can circle back to whenever Just gonna start drinking now. 
