Jay Willis: how do I get proper revenge on the friend who sent me this blanket with nic cage’s face on it

how do I get proper revenge on the friend who sent me this blanket with nic cage’s face on it

man he really set the joke up huh

A looooong walk for sure

While Nick Cage is hard to top, I would suggest Etsy. Type in a celebrity name or just “weird” and be amazed at what’s out there.

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Blanket with Travolta face

much like every twist in every movie in which cage plays a down on his luck New Orleans cop with one last case to solve, I should have seen this one coming

Fleece/Off

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We got ourselves a good ole fashioned face off!

Question: answered

This is the way

Just curious is that John Travolta or Cage?

you sunuvabitch

lfmao

Dying

Look up the pranks Redford & Newman played on each other

actually that lmffo

Provocative boudoir photos of you, posing on the Nic Cage blanket.

Send a proper thank you card, like you were raised right.

Show up at their house wearing only that

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By thoroughly enjoying it

Get a blanket using this

Capture a raccoon and send it to them. Hey how is your back?!

You wear it like a cape.

Wicker chair filled with bees

You get a box. You get some tape. You get some wrapping paper. And you make sure it's at the White Elephant Gift Exchange you invite him to. Warn everyone else to avoid your gift!

Scorched earth. Or you give it to another person to rid yourself of the curse.

Oh my god

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