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your favorite threat model. clocky like lamport
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I'm not sure what sort of API is exposed for use by other programs, but on macOS, QuickTime will show a USB-connected iPhone as a video capture source to record the screen. I don't know if other software can take advantage of it though.
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tired: your system administrator requires you to restart your browser in the next 48 hours wired: hey do you want all the new emojis your friends are already using?
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HLS is imo one of the most beautiful outcomes of Apple's rejection of Adobe.
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can't believe there are accounts on here that follow thousands of ppl just to get the followback i get my follows the traditional way: with bad posts
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beta males (dead)
the incels have expanded the whole “alpha male/beta male” thing to now include “gamma males” and buddy. that’s just The Incredible Hulk
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this bro is over here comparing his junior high polevault performance to literal possibly-olympic athletes (who are women)
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i... made art?? I think this is the first time I've tried a medium and felt like it Made Sense to me???
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i... made art?? I think this is the first time I've tried a medium and felt like it Made Sense to me???
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have a NOAA friend: CONFIRMED S tier nhtsa also goated
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shallow-DoF log has me wondering "exactly what delicious thing is that bird peering at and about to devour?"
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otoh, there are a _ton_ of insecure sharp edges most frameworks protect against that won't get noticed if "performance" and "ease of dev" are the only things ppl are paying attention to.
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bouba in the sheets bouba in the skeets (sweet lowbie)
bouba in the sheets kiki in the skeets
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trans-inclusionary radical bouba
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As a bouba poster myself, I will not partake in this very kiki tribalism, but have this picture of a very (satisfying) bouba garden.
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excuse me Why is bouba get this slander out of your mouth, you counterrevolutionary
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT to APPEAL THIS LABEL
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VIA THE BOUBARIFIC CONSTANT REVOLUTION OF FEDERATION and COMPOSABLE MODERATION, your WRONGS may yet be RIGHTED
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federation is a fundamentally bouba philosophy
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you say you're a proud kiki and yet you married a bouba. how ironic.
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bouba 🙂‍↕️😌
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after it all [enemies to lovers][bouba/kiki][torn apart by war]
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i'm so sorry
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yeah well how many rain forests were burnt down for that kiki tag
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Bouuuuba bouuuba boooouba