simone: the incels have expanded the whole “alpha male/beta male” thing to now include “gamma males” and buddy. that’s just The Incredible Hulk

the incels have expanded the whole “alpha male/beta male” thing to now include “gamma males” and buddy. that’s just The Incredible Hulk

i love how it’s all “based” on fundamentally misunderstanding how wolves act only when they’re in prison

Also I’m pretty sure it was a misunderstanding of basic family structures. Alpha males are just dads.

Sort of. The little observational research we have of them in the wild suggests family groups with one pair doing most or all of the breeding at a time and more of a big glob than hierarchy. The best thing they saw repeatedly was group voting on various matters, signaling votes by sneezing. 🙂

There is also the extremely crucial fact that people are not wolves

speak for yourself

inside of some of us there are two wolves but mine both sneeze yes when I consider whether to get ice cream

yeah but dads are the worst

"you wouldn't like me when I'm involuntarily celibate"

I came here to say this.

Hahahaha! I do a bit on that in one of my stand-up routines! "And a sigma male? That just doesn't add up."

The whole idea of these losers giving themselves advice on how to be winners based on their whole loser ethos is either hilariously tragic or tragically hilarious

Like guys, your whole worldview is centered on entitlement and bitterness. You’ve set yourself up to fail right from first principles.

Us delta males we just play the blues

WHAT

i saw a silly tweet and i felt the urge to make fun

okay so theres this hulk guy and hes like really incredible and green and theres gamma radiation and fuck just watch the intro it covers all the bases www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7p...

collegehumor beat you to the punch eight years ago, sorry about that youtu.be/Br4ln6CLIz4

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That's great

it's so good to see even angry incels becoming more inclusive and accepting ever more genders to their spectrum of mans

my sister is a φ-male

Wait, I knew about Alpha, Beta, and Omega. And then they decided Sigma was secretly better than Alpha somehow. How do they rank the Hulk?

unclear

The Hulk might be too aware of his emotions to be the top of the hierarchy.

Sorry, you seem to have misspelled "nuclear" (it is the Hulk after all) (sorry, I'll show myself out)

Omega? I knew about sigma. Now I'm getting really confused

I thought Omega was just something smut writers used in Omegaverse fetish content. A.k.a "Werewolf porn."

Eww

To be clear, they're not *literal* werewolves most of the time. That kind of werewolf porn is just run of the mill Monsterfuckers.

And "sigma male" was coined by a literal fascist, Theodore Beale, who glorifies the mass shooter Anders Breivik.

Also the sigma male is someone who looks like a beta male but is secretly better than alpha male. They wrote the rules and still had to twist them to make themselves come out ahead.

HULK NOT NEED PUNY HUMAN CONSTRUCTS OF MASCULINITY! HULK STRONGEST THERE IS!

HULK Smash puny incels

"cosmic males"

I have heard of sigma males too...

omega males also

There's a whole thread from this guy, citing movie characters as examples of each

yeah this was what inspired my post

I really want them to keep going. I demand a full 26 letter greek alphabet personality chart. Can I be upsilon? I don't know what it would be, but it's fun to say.

Sorry. Only 24 in the Greek alphabet. But they should invent two new ones just to prove how cool they are.

I call phi

Theta & Louise

I mean... bsky.app/profile/7lea...

I'm clearly an alpha male just from hardware status alone, this is buggy and clearly not feature complete, let alone the meatware it's running! Alpha is kind, beta release is a long ways off I'm thinking.

😂

Why are they out of order?

... are they proving dominance or writing niche erotic fiction here?

zeta males represent

The best part is that the study that started the whole "alpha male/beta male" etc. theory was a study of wolves in captivity. Years later, they realized the standards for that captivity had been appallingly cruel. So yes, "alpha" behaviour IS how men act…once they're damaged by years of trauma.😞

They're turning debunked science into Astrology for Assholes.

Ironic, since incels are omega males down to the last man-child.

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