✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪: Look I love the muppets but every time I see a full bodied Kermit with useable legs that isn’t a muppet baby I go into fight or flight lol

Look I love the muppets but every time I see a full bodied Kermit with useable legs that isn’t a muppet baby I go into fight or flight lol

What the shitsnacks? This is a real poster and it is just full on creepy muppet threat. Fuck. No. Get away from me.

I feel like the early films knew this and limited the full body shots for exactly this reason. “We can only do Kermit on a bike for like five seconds or people start biting the theater seats.”

God. THAT in particular was exactly what I was thinking about lol

How about this?

Dassa NOPE LMAO

That said, if anyone deserves that screenshot in their comment section, it's you.

I’ve seen enough yiff to know where this is going.

It’s Long Fozzie that’s killing me here.

Fozzie is definitely disturbing. He should have short little bear legs? At least frogs are supposed to have long legs.

OMFG I DIDNT EVEN SEE PAST KERMIT

Muppet legs are wrong

That’s charming. But Muppets walking is just weird.

I'm glad Gonzo wears pants

It's very weird for "Sesame Street" characters too. Anyone who isn't Big Bird, Elmo, or Snuffy.

Kermit sitting down: fun lil friend! 😃 Kermit walking about on his spindly legs: spider creature 😧

Muppetry creatures with legs are always best when the legs are stubby. No one was ever afraid of Rygel XVI, Dominar of the Hynerian Empire.

Slendermup

I have that reaction to a couple of the older movies that show Ms Piggy running around and i think it's a little person in a Ms Piggy suit... No no, Jim Henson. No.

I’m fine with miss piggy bc sexy gams and hot shoes are part of her. But seeing Bert & Ernie’s little shoe-clad feet dancing really wigged me out.

Yeah but I'm specifically talking about the time there was an actual full human inside of her in the great Muppet caper

Noooooo I don’t remember that scene!!!!! Ick.

I thought Gonzo was holding a pistol

Honestly, Piggy's the one I'm afraid of. She makes it look like Chun Li skips leg day by comparison. Piggy could run me down and kick through my midsection.

Hey, can you Photoshop a gun into Gonzo's hand?

Y'all just hating cuz that frog fucks. He also works with the government to turn his cousin's gay. You want a creepy doll? Raggedy Anne is fucking haunting.

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