Steve Bennett🕷🐧⚫️⚪️ 🏴‍☠️

@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

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Accidental archivist. Sinister-looking kid. A joint venture of Matsumora Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up? White-hot grease fire of pure entertainment.

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Playing 10-on-12, and Newcastle pulled it out.

GET THE FUCK IN

Well that's less than ideal.

The English North American colonies were well established during both the Thirty Years' War and the Ottoman Empire's last siege of Vienna.

This is a fun game, but I think the best one I discovered - after my “Old Bolshevik Lazar Kaganovich could feasibly have bought Schubert Dip by EMF (but probably didn’t)” fact - is that Nelson Mandela and the Austro-Hungarian empire coexisted for about four months

Get in, loser, we're re-litigating if Irish and Italians are white. And by "we" I mean JD Vance.

Vance just tried to defend his comments about Italian and Irish immigrants with "have you ever seen Gangs of New York?"

I find it odd that Republicans seem to have resigned themselves to Puerto Rico having two Democratic senators forever when Republicans can and do get elected there in commonwealth-wide elections.

"“Let’s assume our worst nightmare—the Democrats went to the White House, the House, the Senate,” McConnell said...The first thing they’ll do is get rid of the [Senate] filibuster. Second, you’ll have two new states: D.C., Puerto Rico." idk sounds good so far newrepublic.com/post/184816/...

Here’s What Scares Republicans Most About a Harris Winnewrepublic.com Mitch McConnell is terrified Kamala Harris will enact policies that end up kneecapping the Republican Party.

That man is 52 years old.

@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social and I built the cats a new cat tree. They are unimpressed. I think I just heard Sid call it "mid."

That's not even a particularly aberrant appearance for Madison, either. I don't believe he's much longer for this organization.

Currently serving seventeen life sentences after Springfield police hung every single unsolved crime in their city on him. He just didn't know how to keep his mouth shut.

Steve Sax 2B Debut: 1981 - Retired 1994 LAD - NYY - OAK - CHW

Steve Sax at baseball-reference.combaseball-reference.com Career stats of Steve Sax

Anthem singer thought he was Elvis. However, the actual Elvis would've done a better job tonight.

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I love how this could be referring to anything from plastic surgery, to murder to fucking a couch wile watching lab monkeys get their balls electrocutes to stealing Girl Scout cookies.

4 cats, 4 very different personalities. Louie (blaze on his nose) is a grouchy old man who wants these kids to get off his lawn, Alex (mustache) is fragile, Sebastian (the tabby) is a big lummox, and Sid (small, Kabuki mask frown) is the one who actually likes me.

It’s International Cat Day, please QT this with a photo and/or fun fact about your pretty baby/garbage gremlin. Chloe was actually supposed to be my roommate’s ESA but she INSTANTLY bonded with me quite unexpectedly and now she is my daughter. 🤷‍♀️

I know I say this every year, but while it's Sidney Crosby's birthday, it was mine first.

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social: Come on, buddy, you can end this game in 2 pitches. Blake Snell: *ends the game in 2 pitches* @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social: I told him to do that.

*shot of Seth Rogen* "Boy, he got old." "We all get old." *checks his age* "Okay, he's younger than I am." "He doesn't look it." @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social

How long would a race need to be for Katie Ledecky to actually lap the 8th-place finisher? 1800? 2000?

And now we're in a lightning delay, 2 songs into Rancid's set.

There's a woman in the row in front of me wearing a 3 Doors Down tour shirt with "Pittsburgh" misspelled. That's why you're playing an intermission at an NHL outdoor game that isn't the Winter Classic.

"My vision!" "That's it, show's over." "Good night, Springdon! There will be no encores!"

Can't even "How do you do, fellow kids," because any kids here are in the company of their parents @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social

That fucker bladed and the marks ate it up.

That motherfucker was wearing a goddamn pillow on his ear and it looks like nothing happened at all.

Donald Trump Seen in Public Without Ear Bandagewww.thedailybeast.com The former president has ditched the gauze over his right ear which became a viral meme after the Republican National Convention.

"When they go low, we go high" is frankly unforgivable. I'm sick of my party acting like they're above this shit. I want to drown those creepy fucks in the mud like it's the Western Front in 1917.

Another day, another great press release from the Harris campaign.

Finally getting back onstage after 8 years, but the trade-off is @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social has to look at my face face for a couple months.

Fuck. Them. Boats.

Wild video shows a whale rising out of the water in New Hampshire and smashing a boat

Video shows whale slam into boat off New Hampshire coastwww.cbsnews.com A whale rose out of the water off Portsmouth, New Hampshire and smashed a boat. Teens nearby caught it on video. WBZ-TV's Breana Pitts reports.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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I agree with this as a man who's been divorced and I didn't initiate said divorce. I bear my first wife no ill will, but holy fuck did we need to not be married to each other anymore. I'm sure she'd agree we're both in better places now.

Trying to get rid of No Fault divorce needs to be a bigger discussion Terrifying

Congratulations England, now the King of Spain gets to walk right in there and start Inquisitioning you around.

It's too fucking hot to be singing the anthem this slow. Shut the fuck up and get off the field.