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Who's hating on Jersey? I spent all my summers growing up at the Jersey Shore, they have some of the best produce in the country (Jersey tomatoes and blueberries are the goats), and have produced Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, and Whitney Houston. Jersey Strong.
Ah yes New Jersey. What a shithole. Armpit of America. Just an absolute trash state.
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Me, currently sitting in my NJ home.
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*immediately Googles this t-shirt*
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LOL I have this saved in my phone
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Our state motto is "Welcome to New Jersey, now go home."
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Maybe this is why people don't like us 🤣
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The thing I learned about New Jersey is... They put all the factories and refineries in a strip all along the highway. Behind it is the most gorgeous scenery ever, but this way, people don't stop and keep driving. It's a brilliant way to get some peace from annoying out of staters.
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My favorite NJ/NY joke: NJ has the largest number of toxic waste sites per capita. NY has the largest number of lawyers per capita (both compared to other states). Why? NJ got to pick first.
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Our crankiness makes us loveable comma damnit
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reading this in the voice of that one guy in the Mos Eisley cantina that wasn't fond of Luke
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Ha! Your shirt reminds me of this amazing pizza place near my home town (in Illinois)
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i see nothing wrong with that map