🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone: BILL MAHER: Now, Jackson, how do you know when one of your paintings is done? JACKSON POLLOCK: How you know when you’re done making love? BILL MAHER: Well it’s usually somewhere around the Battle of Stalingrad… www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/o...

BILL MAHER: Now, Jackson, how do you know when one of your paintings is done? JACKSON POLLOCK: How you know when you’re done making love? BILL MAHER: Well it’s usually somewhere around the Battle of Stalingrad… www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/o...

I watch the Netflix Yule Log like most guys watch Pornhub

Gooning to the Yule Log is the next debased trend.

Bill Maher: I jac off 2 ancient aliens

And we have to respect that I’m being informed that we do not have to respect that

*jacked

Watching History Channel into a tube sock, just like God intended

so he watches the History Channel six minutes at a time followed by hours of shame

he should bill less imo

is it possible to be any less fuckable than a cis man pretending to be smart?

every time that guy talks i vomit a little i name them all bill and bury them under a gnarled oak tree older than the state it resides in

JACKSON POLLOCK: How you know when you’re done making love? ME: when they look like one of your paintings.

Hiyooooo

Fun fact, if you play the ancient aliens theme near him he gets a Pavlovian boner

I plan to use this information for nefarious purposes

Showing up to a taping like

What the fuck does that mean Bill?

The NYT really knows how to pick the people it decides to puff

history is the funniest channel on tv, there’s no way he watches it

Agree

bill maher, dennis miller: Goonpals

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