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someone tipped me to ask me to review the princess bride
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oh god katie not now
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Do it, Katie. That one last push over the edge and bring the site down.
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lmfao I'm ngl this would be an extremely funny distraction
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if you 1⭐️ princess bride so help me
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*chanting* IP BLOCK IP BLOCK IP BLOCK
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🎵"if you one-star princess bride so help mee..." 🎶
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I need the app breaking movie review
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Reviews Of Unusual Significance
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They don't really exist.
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i love that movie so much Katie >:( dont u dare
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see katie Simone is saying this you love Simone’s taste this can be a good review and then we can all be happy
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absolutely praying this will be one of the simone 5 stars lmao
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I'M PRAYING TOO. SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THREATENED TO BLOCK ME IF I DON'T LIKE IT
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The casting is in and of itself utterly magnificent, and THEN there’s the movie itself on top!
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feel like we’re getting set up here
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Her name is Katie Tightpussy, she was asked to review your movie. Prepare for 1-star.
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The very first Katie Tightpussy auction? Bidding war over whether she does or does not review it? 🤔
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I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THIS. PLEASE VOTE WISELY. THE BID STARTS AT $60
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This is eerily close to my failed business "Kickstopper", where users could pay to have crowd funded projects sabotaged... ...I'm calling my lawyer.
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cool, I'll chip in $5 for team "watch a movie you want instead"
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Finally, someone is asking the REAL question here.
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cant wait for the three star "its alright" review
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I will be fully happy with that movie getting 3 stars, and wouldn't be surprised by a 2 but if it's 2 stars there are people who will lose. their. mmMINDS.
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i am coming for @dollarpbr.gay's title as the jesus of bluesky
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that’s the title YOU gave me??? smh
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this is why i have trust issues katie 😔
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You'll probably hate it, it's barely a narrative and all banter, you don't seem to rate that type of movie highly...but it's a kind of movie many others enjoy Peter Falk though.
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i am praying that i like it
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I am oddly nervous for your review, I’ve always felt like this is one that transcends the nostalgia blinders.
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I think the silly, dated practical effects will actually be enchanting enough on their own to get at least three stars.
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go for Hero first, though, that movie is great