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i just told her dollar tree has started putting out halloween stuff

thought there was a skeletonized rat in the street but it was just a plastic t-rex (skin ON)

like joke's on you, i'd never disparage the monster weenies even privately. queer furries making dildos in their basements do more for this country than the marines

he looks like one of the dudes that comes into my store to try to get me, an employee, to openly disparage our extremely basic selection of bondage gear & monster weenies before buying a single 3-pack of condoms with the nerves and gravity of someone simultaneously focusing on bomb disposal

oh will you look at that, JDVance has never voted for anything for anyone in a working class demographic

got all excited cuz i saw squirrels playing false!!!! they were fucking

finally spoke to my court appointed attorney a month and a half after the court date he missed

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Blind Alley No. 286.

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vital article from @evangreer.bsky.social and Anna Bonesteel! i have my senators and congress people on speed dial at this point.

This Bill Purports to Protect Kids from Big Tech. For LGBTQ+ Youth, It’s a Grave Dangerwww.them.us Those on the right have said they will use KOSA to target queer and trans content. So why do some Democrats support it?

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"You can't grind your way to a just society" goes on the t-shirt.

The reason we hear so much meritocracy propaganda is that it's the only socially acceptable origin story for the people it happend to work out for, could stay in the game longer thanks to generational wealth, or are just pretending to have "made it." You can't grind your way to a just society.

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anyway enough of that. who wants to hear the idea i had for my future ween store

embarrassing day to be a politician truly

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was this also longlegs promo

love when maga chuds accidentally make shit that goes hard like hell yeah i hate america too. let's make out sloppy style

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At this point, more people are searching for information about Project 2025 than are searching "dinner." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Analysis | ‘Project 2025’ gets traction — thanks in part to Trumpwww.washingtonpost.com The former president’s denial of the outside policy effort helped bring new eyeballs to the issue.

anyway i wish i could watch longlegs 20 more times starting immediately right this second. what an unlikeable protagonist. 1000 unanswered questions. i need it more in my eyeballs now

in case you need to know where we are as a country Affliction has a whole ass feature window up at zumiez rn so

actually offensive to be subjected to no less than 3 ads pushing "ai" before Longlegs

when you're trying to have a nice normal mental breakdown in homegoods but they're playing some weird nightcore dance club version of Golden Years and the vibe is being irreparably harshed

fucked up this is $800 cuz it would be cool to put monster weenies in it

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i fully do this in meatspace too. Who's out here in the world being heterosexual? i haven't seen them.

I’ve been on bluesky so much I forget that straight people are still a thing

yeah i keep that thang on me

lrt just sounds like listening to my housemates talk. lmao.

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the editor of the New York Times reacting to a potential Trump second term with “fasten your seatbelts” is so deeply vile i can’t wrap my mind around it. these people have detached themselves so completely from the things they cover that the rise of fascism becomes just something exciting to watch

I'm no ivy league fail upward brunchlord news professional, but I feel it's generous to call conspiratorial fascism (managed by a sociopathic manbaby with a fourth grade reading level) "disruptive" that's kind of like saying nuclear annihilation is "modifying"

anyway how are you gonna charge me $12.50 to ship a single baseball hat from new jersey. you could just walk it over here

big ups to the adult man who rolled down his window to scream "HOW MANY COCKS YOU SUCK TODAY, FAGGOT???!" at me as i trundled down the sidewalk in front of popeyes on my quest to the joann fabrics. between you & the tornado i feel right at home here

i for one am excited about the novel about a little guy who steals all your bones yes

💀💀💀

[guy in the middle of an ongoing crisis voice] anyway what if i moved to kansas

never had my roof ripped off living in the midwest and i'm sure as shit not gonna start now

tornado! in the ween store