A.R. Moxon: Sometimes a story comes along that makes so much sense it feels as though you knew it all along.

Sometimes a story comes along that makes so much sense it feels as though you knew it all along.

It is always worse.

It's not that he made up a story about brain worms. It's that he made up a story about brain worms to argue cognitive impairment to avoid paying alimony to his former wife, who then committed suicide. www.mediaite.com/news/rfk-jr-...

RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain and Then Diedwww.mediaite.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed in a 2012 deposition that medical scans revealed a "dead parasite" in his brain. The New York Times' Susanne Craig reported on Wednesda...

Yeah, let's let that sink in shall we? A Kennedy was having trouble with a depressed woman and before she would be TOO much trouble she 'killed herself.' Im not saying it's a family tradition but...Im saying his dad and grandfather and likely his uncle did it at least once.

and of course there's the other Kennedy family tradition of having one's political career ended by something tearing through his brain

too soon

uff.

Apparently, Bob Jr. wrote about all his affairs with every detail in a diary and left it out for his wife to read. That's why she unalived herself.

Sure. OK.

The fish/mercury thing is also very, very concerning, but hardly mentioned.

Poor brain worm, death by starvation. 🐛🪱

🤓

I am wondering if they administered Ivermectin to kill those brain worms.

They should’ve. That’s something it actually could’ve accomplished.

Look, I hate to do this to you, but this is too on the nose. We're gonna need a page one rewrite

No matter how he tried, He could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.

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Q: What’s worse than finding out there is a dead parasite in your brain? A: Finding out there is a live parasite running for President.

Why would someone admit this

wow, I can't imagine the suffering experienced by that worm

Poor thing starved to death

Maybe all those antivaxxers gobbling up tubes of horse paste wasn't a bad idea after all

I’m not sure that Ivermectin can permeate the blood-brain barrier. That might be the problem right there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A quick Google shows that it might, especially if taken in the farm animal doses they were taking

Use of Ivermectin in Neurocysticercosis: A Case Reportwww.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov Patient: Female, 25Final Diagnosis: NeurocysticercosisSymptoms: Headache • seizureMedication: —Clinical Procedure: Lumber punctureSpecialty: Infectious DiseasesRare diseaseNeurocysticercosis is a Taen...

I was too lazy to do the pubmed search so TY :)

I just did a quick Google for "Ivermectin treatment for brain parasite" and that was the first result Google is still useful as long as you use Verbatim Results and block sponsored links

Maybe it taught him how to live in someone’s head rent-free?

Dead brain worm for VP

RIP worm. It must’ve been a painful death. Up there. All alone.

Ok so there is a brainflesh eating parasite that seeks out and eats the neurons that house our empathetic, democratic values... This is what the conservative think tanks have really been working all these decades, and a Kennedy was the Perfect lab rat

Everything looks like the Onion these days

Need to start putting up some BRAIN WORM 2024 signs on the lawn

are we sure it's not just BOB like last time

Explains a few things…

What, did it starve?

You'd have to have a dead worm in your brain to admit something like this.

Did the worm die from alcohol consumption?

Damn, well i tried folks.

Kennedy-Brainworm ‘24!

He should've walked without rhythm.

Goa'uld confirmed

That explains everything!!!

When reality renders a metaphor an actual data point.

he needed to go find kandrona rays

Forget about the brain worms and look at the guy with cheeks hanging down to his shoulders proclaiming his relative youth and vigor AND BEING ABSOLUTELY FACTUALLY CORRECT

only one?

Rip worm

Now I feel really bad for him

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