Justin Ware

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As the pundits preemptively turn their fire on Kamala, always remember the cardinal rule of national political media: the only worthy Democrat is the next one

Presidential Debate: We're the worst this country has to offer SCOTUS: Hold my beer. I said HOLD IT, YOU PEASANT, WE CONTROL YOU NOW

I won't believe either of the candidates at the debate tonight is on drugs until they start talking about their screenplays

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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how's work?

"Comedy has gotten too soft," says the guy who just made an entire movie about Pop-Tarts

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Reminder (because it came up today) that if you add “before:2018-01-01” to a google image search, you don’t get any AI art. Absolutely essential if you’re looking for reference

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You know what, point to all the superhero writers who have their villains lay out the plan in detail out loud. You were right. They do indeed do that. It turns out the thing you got wrong is the part where the good guys stop them. You didn't write unrealistic villains, you wrote unrealistic heroes.

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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders

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Seriously, what is the non-fraud use case for this technology? Is there a single thing this could be used for that's good? It would have to be extremely good and important because the main thing it's going to do is enable industrial scale fraud

A new OpenAI tool can recreate human voices — from just a 15-second recording. The technology, called Voice Engine, is currently available only to a small group of early testers. nyti.ms/3TGZIyS

OpenAI Unveils A.I. Technology That Recreates Human Voicesnyti.ms The start-up is sharing the technology, Voice Engine, with a small group of early testers as it tries to understand the potential dangers.

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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.

Katie Britt gives such high school debater vibes I kept waiting for her to start talking about inherency and solvency

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if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool

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its always like Donald Trump Showed His Charming Vigor by Handsomely Prevailing Easily (65-35) While Joe Biden Faces Renewed Calls To Withdraw From The Race After Primary (95-5)

Started thinking about putting bananas in s'mores which led me down a rabbit hole of campfire banana boats and brb need to immediately go camping

Dems: "Why don't we ever get any credit for the good things we do? Why is the mood around Biden so negative?" Also Dems, in the subject line of every fundraising email or text: "We've gotta be honest, Justin: WE'RE F**KED. HOLY CHRIST IT'S BAD"

Guy at the gym today was carrying around a full 2-liter bottle of RC cola and I thought it was a bit but then he cracked it open and started taking giant swigs of it between sets

I know Google has completely collapsed as a useful search engine, but COME ON

A strong candidate in the competition of "something that used to be totally fine and then got inexplicably worse and is pretty much universally awful now" is masking tape

I think you SHOULD look a gift horse in the mouth. Free or not, a horse is a big responsibility. And who gives a horse away? The whole thing is pretty shady

Last night I had the horrific Cocomelon "Finger Family" song stuck in my head so badly I had to get up at midnight, find headphones, and listen to music to murder the earworm so I could fall asleep. When people talk about the challenges of parenting no one mentions this

Everyone in WI is talking about Taylor Swift, Simone Biles, and WWE star Liv Morgan all being at Lambeau Field last night, except for my family, which is excitedly texting about the presence of Tony Shalhoub

And the winner of the 2023 "Wait, Is That _____?!?" award for unexpected appearance in a television show: Bronson Pinchot, Our Flag Means Death

Had to explain to our four-year-old what a vasectomy is so gonna be a lively day at the preschool today

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