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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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Oh no what’s happening
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I’m so sorry. Your post was good though
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RIP your notifications but you're right (and funny) and all of us think you should say it.
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Welcome to the "AI joke went too viral" club - don't worry, it'll start to plateau around 5000 likes bsky.app/profile/karl...
A terminology proposal:
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I don't even what Bsky viral means
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I heard going viral means you get unlimited blue checkmarks for you and whoever you deem worthy
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No more limits on how many posts you can make!!
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Hahahaha, 30+ notifications. 🤣
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your post has broken containment my friend
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Army general: Here's $2 billion in taxpayer dollars that we took from the health care system for a prototype that can go out and kill brown people near oil.
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Me: Doctor, I'm feeling rough. Dr Dog: Ruff!
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Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?
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"The dog is rejecting insurance claims at a rate that shareholders could only dream of!"
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the dog is later revealed to be hundreds of underpaid guys in India
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*pulls off the mask of every "tech innovation" since 2010* gasp! it's labor arbitrage!
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"Right away!" "Will it be accurate?" "Acc-u-rate?"
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“Well, not at first. But if you update it with who lives and who dies, it … probably won’t get any better. But it might!”
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While it doesn't work the for next 7 years I'll train a AI to see if it's accurate
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The sad part, as a software dev, is that it's actually kinda cool that we trained a dog to talk. That's new and cool! And there's some interesting applications for learning more about dogs! CEOs and VCs out here ruining all the good computer science.
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CEOs and VCs ruining an otherwise useful technology, what else is new? (see also: social media, the web, browsers, search engines)
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Right, like I love the possibilities that AI gives us but there's a lot of folks out here that are ready to try to use it either A) way before it's at the point of doing what they want it to do or B) want it to do things it's absolutely not capable of doing.
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So when a bowl of magical alphabet soup does it it's cute but when a computer does it it's an existential threat to mankind?
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"we trained this dog to talk" the dog in question:
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“If you have any complaints you can go consult the HRD” “I didn’t know we had a Human Resources department” “No, we have a Huge Red Dog”
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Dr Dogstein has determined you have economic anxiety, and the cure is doggy treats. 👍🏻
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It's not that kind of Lab :D (I'll put myself in time out :D )
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Also, the dog is probably just overseas contractors if it's any good, or a mediocre homonculus of stolen data if it's actually a dog.
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I almost forgot I drew the first one. As a bonus, here also is a Heathcliff parody, called " HealthCliff"
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Don't forget that it needs to differentiate dangerous mushrooms from perfectly safe ones.
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Medical diagnosis is unfortunately something AI actually excels at. Excel being the operative word, it can look at a spreadsheet where a doctor will just tell you to lose/gain weight.
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A+ but you forgot the part where our entire economy is riding on skyrocketing stocks that are booming bc these companies are buying each other.
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that first part is literally the plot of The Dogs of Babel
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“Wait’ll you see our AI Elon Musk Twitterbot!”
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How will we know the difference?
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Lol as if a CEO would be willing to pay for dog treats
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"AI will make everything cheaper" - some AI bro. I am still waiting for a single example of that, that isn't based on gen AI flood spamming. Are train tickets cheaper because they use AI now and kicked out a bunch of people? I dont think so.
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Holy cow this is a monster tweet. Or whatever they say around here.
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It keeps going too! It had a big run and then went quiet for a while but then suddenly some big account will reskoot or whatever and I’ll be like
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I'm so, so sorry. I've gotten close a couple of times and it's terrifying.