The composition of the FEC is absolutely bug fuck insane - 4 of them appointed by a convicted felon, 4 of them with expired terms (one appointed in god damn 2002!)
My favorite confederate flag - the one Minnesota took from them in battle and refuses to give back to this day.
In response to the 2000 resolution asking for it back, Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura stated "Why? I mean, we won" and that "We took it, that makes it our heritage".
OK I was curious and it's actually kind of a neat contest, you create your own Whopper idea and the AI generates it...
Behold, the Cotton Candy, Broccoli, and Tuna Whopper!