Penny Mordaunt, the Conservative whose name sounds the most like a villain in a YA fantasy novel, has lost her seat. Or riding. Or perhaps fallen off a horse, and jolly good that, too.
Nigel Farage has won a seat in Eric Clapton. To celebrate his victory he will eat three immigrant children, or "dusky veal," as they're known in the Reform Party...
"Nigel Farage has won a seat in Eric Clapton. To celebrate his victory he will eat three immigrant children, or "dusky veal," as they're known in the Reform Party.."
while shooting at 'targets' on a boat between bites
Penny Mordaunt is a first cousin to Penny Dreadful. Part of that generation from several branches all with the given name Penny - along with Pennies Grimm, Morose, D'Espairing, and Lugubrious.
The fun fact is the actual Constituency that contains Wensley (the village the Dale is named after District of Mid Bedfordshire has so many awesome names like the wards of Ampthill, Arlesey, Biggleswade Ivel, Biggleswade Stratton, Blunham, Campton and Meppershall, Clifton and Henlow,
, Haynes and Houghton Conquest, Langford, Maulden, Northill, Old Warden and Southill, Potton, Sandy All Saints, Sandy St Swithun's, Shefford, Shillington and Stondon, Stotfold, Wensley, and Wrest
