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The point of the constitution is to have lawyers argue that you could kill anyone in front of judges you appointed who take bribes.
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One of them is married to an organizer of a credible attempt to kill Mike Pence, let’s not forget that part
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He’s planning to vote to outlaw interracial marriage, so he’s already got that little problem taken care of.
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And to find the Constitution mandates Beyonce has to marry a Supreme Court judge
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Can't lie, that DOES sound very America.
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If there's one thing I learned in school, it's that our Founding Fathers were super into unitary power wielded by a sovereign held in check solely by a small cabal of elites rendered impotent by a system of unlimited emoluments.
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And surely because the founding fathers were so eager for their entire government and electoral system to be held hostage by a narcissistic, unstable grifter, they defeated England in the revolutionary war. Folks, you can't argue with originalism!
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Just to be clear, the revolutionary war didn't involve violence, because violent protest is always evil.
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Well it was written by rich, white slave-owners with no access to modern sanitation.
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Exactly as the founders intended
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During Jackson’s speech about how giving immunity to presidents could cause the Oval Office to become a hotbed of criminal activity I just wanted her to end with “I mean, look at our supreme court justices!”
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The constitution isn’t a suicide pact, it’s a murder contract
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Just put the whole thing into horrible, sharp relief, why don't you?
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And to protect the lawyers you appointed who took bribes from being held accountable for taking those bribes.
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It’s so fun that they aren’t even trying at this point. Just open authoritarianism
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"So, your honors, hypothetically, if republicon billionaires used a 'society' espousing 'federalist' ideals to completely corrupt American jurisprudence and the highest court in the land, would having all members of said 'society' assassinated be within his duties as POTUS?"
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People miss that asterisk on the original document, and never flip it over to the back
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OJ Simpson voice; “I’m not saying I’d do it, but IF I’d do it, I’d have the Seals murder the conservative SCOTUS members and Trump, then direct the remaining SCOTUS to rule my actions illegal.”
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SCOTUS yesterday: Should we just let women die in pregnancy emergencies rather than allow them professional healthcare? SCOTUS today: Should we bring back the Divine Right of Kings for Republican Presidents?