Kashana: Americans, looking to move abroad: “so where can I live that isn’t fascist, won’t wilt under climate change, and has a Whole Foods?”

Americans, looking to move abroad: “so where can I live that isn’t fascist, won’t wilt under climate change, and has a Whole Foods?”

Whole planet tilting fascist, bless their hearts in their search for safety and higher ground.

Still laughing with the guy on here who had to slowly break it to his mom that Italy isn’t the anti-fash dream.

A flight attendant in the airport in Rome congratulated me for keeping my last name when I got married shit is DARK

I would be worried that person was going to tail me.

I heard that when I got married. Fifty two years ago.😐

I’m in a group with other parents of trans kids and we had the whole conversation about getting our passports in order and then it quickly dawned on us. Uh, to where?

The oligarchs trying to get the best possible deck chairs by breaking the boat faster

Evading international laws and orcas

also anti immigrant

"and doesn't have too many of *those people*"

Canada: 1) ✅️ 2) ✅️ 3) ✅️ (Hopeful American Googles 🇨🇦 immigration criteria, wails in despair)

there's something ironic about citizens of a country that believes immigration is their #2 problem looking for a place that will have liberal enough policies to allow them in

Not sure about Whole Foods, but Greenland is gonna get less ironic in the next 50 years (I'd bet).

"Hawaii. I got this shit all figured out"

This planet is getting too small for any remaining safe zones 🫠

Canada is always the answer.

First world nations that are not currently circling the fascist drain: 1) Iceland 2) Canada, I think? 3) ...Japan, maybe? 4) uh... does Brazil count? 5)

Take Canada off that list. Maybe further back in the trajectory but …

I live and work in Brazil presently. 1. That fashy shit is still right under the surface and bound to come back any second. 2. You can't get imports for shit and every kind of electronics has insane taxes on it. Personally, I do not recommend.

Japan is extremely racist to outsiders

Surprisingly, modern Japan is increasingly pro-immigration. www.asahi.com/ajw/articles...

Poll: 62% in favor to policy accepting foreign workers | The Asahi Shimbun Asia & Japan Watchwww.asahi.com Sixty-two percent of voters support the government’s policy of accepting more foreign workers in industries with labor shortages, up sharply from below 50 percent in 2018, an Asahi Shimbun survey show...

Industrialized nations in Europe have been heavily courting fascism since their imperial chickens came home to roost. There is no first world.

Montreal

🗣️🗣️ And will take us It’s not easy to emigrate. Even with money.

I would happily move somewhere that doesn’t have Whole Foods. There’s TWO of them in this town, a mile apart, plus a giant cloned copy that I won’t set foot in. The summer temperature rarely gets warm enough for a tank top & the winds are generally 15 mph. I want out. I don’t get to choose.

And searching at a time when Google sucks. My search results always start with instructions on building a time machine.

Don't forget about Target.

Ireland. (Dunnes > Whole Foods)

Whatever happens with fascism, the warming is global (and is happening faster the further north you go)

Antarctica? Just watch out for malamutes :(

Japan doesn’t have Whole Foods

But they have … Japan. Small island with am homogenous culture isn’t a realistic option though.

It’s pretty big to be honest but you’re right about us standing out from the homogeneity

Minnesota?

Montreal.

I was definitely checking out job options in Europe yesterday.

i was thinking of somewhere scandinavian but i dont know if i like techno enough to fit in with the naitives

I found a hospital in Tanzania that will let me volunteer. Not sure about Whole Foods, but everyone sells vegetables at the roadside which is farm to table AF.

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