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Gonna stake out this one in case it comes true: Trump names Melania as his VP
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Meets the constitutional standard they can't reside in the same state
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Did she officially switch to Florida?
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Still thinking it’s Burgum. Vance if he actually thinks he’s losing.
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Supreme Court rules she may have been born in Estonia to Estonian citizens but you just have to look at her to tell, that there is a natural-born American citizen. It was her inevitable fate, making her eligible.
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Slovenia protests this cultural appropriation! They have produced not only Melania, but the mighty Olm, who I nominate for VP
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Oh, dammit. My apologies to Estonia. My sympathies to Slovenia.
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This is entirely why my husband gently fumes during the Slovenian 3 minutes of Eurovision. (Although not this year.)
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Though to be fair, 🎶🎶, my understanding of Estonia before I visited there was based entirely on Encino Man.
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The Olm needs no apologies, it approaches life without eyes and an 'I don't care, do you?' attitude that rings true with the masses. But Melania, you can have.
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Melania as VP makes so much since because continuity of government plans mean they would spend even less time together
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i think it would be one of his daughters, melania don't want nothing to do with any of this anymore
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Probably the best way to guarantee she doesn't kill him
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It would be Ivanka, following the UK in modernity with removing male preference in royal succession.
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My god, he'd be dead so fast. K, she's not US born but if he picks anyone in his family he'd be dead. Washington would become Westeros so fast.
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I know nothing matters anymore but she wasn’t born here which of course would make it all the funnier.
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Counterpoint: remember when she lost it over having to do Christmas decorations?
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I put my money on Ivanka some time ago. It's possible she's actually smart enough to not want to have anything to do with him publicly anymore, but like everyone else in his orbit, he's likely got something on her with which to blackmail her.
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I've always thought Ivanka. She held the highest position of any his family members in his last admin.
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Ivanka is actually eligible.
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