Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈: *Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

When you look up the bust PR photo, and it's 4 grams of weed, a BB gun, and $57 in small bills and change.

"We pretended to smell weed so we could do a civil forfeiture. "

Why did the Tulsa Police hate small businesses and entrepreneurship?

Tulsa has a bit of history on that front.

💯 true.

They don't, so long as they get paid.

Cops are the worst street pirates and criminal gang members of all. Not only will they take your shit, they will shot you in the back claiming fear for their cowardly little selves.... and get away with it.

You can tell they’re dealers because they can spell.

Tulsa Police Arrest this man He sells the drugs You can take his car

Oh wow.

This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get An Escalade

I'm sure it was only confiscated after the white cociane dealer was convicted and sent to prison, and had to pay some of the fine with the car, not some black guy with an ounce of weed and lost to civil asset forfeiture laws.

Civil Asset Forfeiture laws are the worst.

Escalade of course

End civil asset forfeiture

#CivilAssetForfeitureIsTheft

Another police stolen vehicle

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Winner of today’s internet 🤣

I wish I could seize property over misuse of title case

Idk where the audio of this lives, but comedian Todd glass does a pitch fucking perfect impression of Rodney dangerfield doing Mitch Hedberg and it’s the funniest fucking thing

lmao

Todd Glass Impression - Rodney Dangerfield does Mitch Hedberg Jokeswww.youtube.com Todd Glass Impression - Rodney Dangerfield does Mitch Hedberg Jokes not my video, but I couldn't find it on youtube, so here it is.

Steady supply for the Men in Blue to confiscate and, er dispose of, in a free market kind of way.

I miss Mitch

So, we all get a cut of the drugs?

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