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Let’s be fair to Thomas. YOU try spending six weeks in a camper with an agitated woman talking nonstop about dead people voting in Georgia and see if YOU don’t want to keep your fuckin gun.
Roberts: wait Bruen says WHAT? Fuck fuck fuck I gotta stop voting on shit when I’m drunk. Okay. You can do this Johnny. You went to Harvard. Let’s parse our way out of this mess. Fuckin’ Thomas, I should have known better.
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. 😂
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But since Clarence knows that Ginni has more guns than him, AND she always forces him to drive, she's got the jump on him.
OTOH, she puts the pubic hairs in his diet coke, so it all balances out..
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That's how she landed him in the first place. 🤮
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Thanks, Ken, I snort-laughed on a call with my bosses' bosses.
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And this is also why I follow you 😂😂
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“camper”? it’s a motohome that he parks in a Walmart, amongst the people, where gun crimes go unsolved — oh
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Thomas' dissent: "Since women were not considered people at the time of the drafting of the 2nd Amendment, regulations limiting possession of guns of men who beat them cannot withstand scrutiny, as there were no laws in the 18th century restricting men from hitting property like horses or women."
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I’m assuming that was a direct quote because I’m pretty sure that’s EXACTLY what Thomas believes (though he conveniently forgets he too would be considered property in this scenario).
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careful here, people will read "let's be fair to Thomas" and not bother with the rest, shunning you out of social media for your callous choice of words 🙄
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This is the only legitimate argument
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it's a motor coach, damn it. 😂
you’re killing it today is what Thomas is probably thinking in that situation