Is it some kind of Gen X thing? To make up words and phrases and toss them out like Yahtzee dice and speak them like they contain the knowledge of the ages and only they understand it so that makes them smarter than everyone else?
I'll give em this: you can sing his "you're a vibes-based creature, etc..." to the verse of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar. That's talent, right there.