Christopher Rose

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Christopher Rose

@khowaga.bsky.social

Historian | Professor at OLLU in San Antonio | Arabist | Traveler | Gay | Foodie | Polyglot | Usually in bed by 10. (He/him/el/han/هو)
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For no reason at all I just started thinking about when the Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at W, and the press was all “you know, in that culture, that’s a huge insult.” Because if an American journalist threw shoes at the president it would be manna from heaven or something.
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Does anyone else long for the halcyon days when a major political scandal was wrought by discovering that on page 946 of the Clinton Health Care Plan, we’re still all going to die someday?
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So, that’s how you lose independents and moderates, and squander any sympathy you may have gotten from the assassination attempt. Unless he’s trying to give the next one who tries a target more appealing than himself.
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I saw on our USPS daily thing that Ted Cruz had sent me a letter. I figured it was some b$ response to my signing one of the Gaza cease fire petitions. Turns out it’s a congratulatory letter for the Fulbright scholarship I received two years ago.
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JFC can we have a second to catch our breath before the next hit?
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I know she died 150,000 years ago but is Laura Roslin available to run for president?
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So, we’ve been doing Biden for 2 weeks. Can we focus on all the reasons Trump should drop out now?
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A sale of items no one really wants, too…
The media really needs to stop reporting on Amazon Prime Day as if it is a culturally significant event and not a company holding a sale.
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"We have run nonstop above the fold front screen bolded articles about how Biden is unfit to lead for 2+ weeks and his poll #'s are slipping, who is to blame? NOT US" - all US media
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I really want to call this recipe for vegetarian kibbeh an abomination—not because it’s vegetarian, but because it lacks the bulgar wheat shell that literally defines kibbeh. But I was once called a colonizer when I did this before, so if an actual Lebanese person can do it that’d be great, kthxbye
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association
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I just want my head to be quiet.
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I LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS IF BEN AFFLECK AND J LO ARE TOGETHER OR NOT WHY IS EVEN IN MY NEWSFEED. ok. I feel better now.
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Trove of Tombs Sheds Light on How Ancient Egyptian Families Lived—and Died The finds include mummies from many social classes, some of whom were buried alongside relatives after succumbing to disease. #egypt #historysky
Trove of Tombs Sheds Light on How Ancient Egyptian Families Lived—and Diedwww.smithsonianmag.com The finds include mummies from many social classes, some of whom were buried alongside relatives after succumbing to disease
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Just once I’d like to read an analysis that points out that this has been a Republican long game since Ronald Reagan aligned with the moral majority 40 years ago. It didn’t start with Trump, and expecting Biden (or any other Dem politician) to stop it in one election cycle is completely unrealistic.
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Anyone just double checking if they might be eligible for additional citizenships today or … ?
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If you can use the distraction, ponder this: I (who do not wear cologne) am getting ads for multiple “scent of the month” clubs, which begs the question: how fast are people going through a bottle of cologne? Are they drinking it? I’m so confused.
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Yes, it’s July 1 and we’re all panicking because we haven’t even started on those research projects we were going to get done over the summer. But Steve Bannon goes to jail today. So there’s that!
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The Philadelphia Inquirer gets it right. x.com/adambonin/st...
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People who think Biden can step aside smoothly need to read up on game theoretic coordination problems, divisive primaries, and the 1968 elections just as a starter pack.
95% of the “Biden must step aside” argument rests on wishcasting a perfect storm: Biden steps down gracefully, there’s minimal fallout for Dems, Kamala steps aside, a talented young gun steps in and performs well. It’s not impossible but to act like it’s a layup is nuts.
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This ⬇️
Was disappointed in Biden’s performance at the debate but also know that a debate is largely a pointless exercise in appearances and doesn’t really say much about a candidate’s fitness. For example: Trump lied the whole debate and no moderator called him on any of it.
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Tumblr has decided I’m interested in Qanon and islamophobic bullshit.
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#britishsky: I’m going to be in Birmingham for a few days. Anything I shouldn’t miss?
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#Academicsky: I propose a new historical subfield: Tacky Studies. The study of that which is considered tacky, gauche, and just generally of questionable taste from that one time Enheduanna tried that thing with the feathers all the way to Imelda, Gaddafi, and Mobutu.
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My current pet peeve (Friday, 8:30 am) are all the ads on social media featuring fit or well dressed guys that sneak in a reference to an appreciative wife or girlfriend because the natural inclination is to assume that a fit or well dressed man is gay. As an inactive gay slob, I am offended.
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I was just informed that Roxette’s “Room Service” came out 23 years ago. I remember where I was when I heard the lead single. I was a grown adult with a Masters’s degree. If anyone needs me, I’ll be curled up in a ball sucking my thumb and crying.
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One of my AI chosen photos of the day: Edwin, three years ago, looking dapper in his bow tie and startled (he always looks startled). #catsofbluesky