kilgore trout: let’s hope whoever measures does a better job than they do with the panel gaps on a tesla

let’s hope whoever measures does a better job than they do with the panel gaps on a tesla

Elon unzipping his pants, causing a thick cloud of lithium-ion smoke to pour out

sure the metrics look really low for musk, but if you’re counting Regretted Partner’s Children he’s industry leading

lmao

It’s lucky for him he’s one of the few men alive who can afford to buy a scanning tunneling microscope with pocket change to make these measurements possible

The "literal dick measuring contest" thing is dumb enough, but when an online Nazi celebrates it by saying it's an opportunity to sexually harass AOC and Musk applauds the comment ... that's truly disgusting.

That account is a Musk parody. Don't know what the AOC in the name is about.

When the account first attracted attention (or at least when I first heard of it), it was impersonating Elon to harass AOC.

Just checked out its bio, and yeah . . .

I know my expectations should be very low but it still depresses me that one of the people he sees fit to reply to is Ian Miles Cheong.

they share that "I wish I went to high school in USA, I would be the funniest in class" spirit

It's very sad to see a major business owner behave like a fucking child.

Even if it was a dick measuring contest, his mom would still bail him out of it. Momma gotta protect that man-child

ian miles is literally bottom of the bottom of the barrel scum

got emmmmm

Didn't think this could get worse but here we are

Wait is this actually real?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712

Tweet by @elonmusktwitter.com “@fentasyl I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏”

Christ.

The unit of measure should be a bee's dick.

I'm so glad I know nothing about whatever hi-lar-ious parody account they're talking about

hard to think of a more pathetic human than ian, tbqh

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