kilgore trout: imagine spending $44B on a platform worth less than half that just to nuke it to the point that a valu-rite competitor with no dm’s or videos could shamble along and post this

imagine spending $44B on a platform worth less than half that just to nuke it to the point that a valu-rite competitor with no dm’s or videos could shamble along and post this

We reached 1,000,000 users! blueskyweb.xyz/blog/9-12-20...

Reaching 1 Million Usersblueskyweb.xyz Today, we reached over one million users on Bluesky.

Bluesky isn’t even open to the public yet.

Not even a gif to be had and here we all are anyway.

Me clapping when they finally add basic features from 10 years ago. “Amazing!”

$10B worth of shitposters is still $10B

kilgore be nice! @bsky.app YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!

that's Mr. Shamble to you

Do we have a list of comrads that need a bluesky invite?

His future kids’ names will be even more inscrutable

Elon's next kid: *sound of a 2400 baud modem screeching*

I thought that was the second one?

Next kid's name will be a string of code which, if entered into a computer, corrupts the computer's boot sector.

I do hope it becomes more accessible- at least so everyone can read what’s here!

don't forgot lack of gifs!

Real talk do people really use dms a lot on this kinda spot I used Twitter dms like 3x

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