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@aeromunch.bsky.social

In the Guinness Book of World Records under the Raddest Fuckin He/Him Alive
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Without fail, the strategy is ALWAYS "if we do stuff Republicans want they'll totally vote for us"
Oh so instead of trying to improve shit and get people on the left to vote for him Biden is going after right wing voters. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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all of my sniffware, adtech and geotrack apps have combined billions of dollars worth of data and infrastructure to determine that I would like to buy the coffee maker i bought last month
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john fogerty, producer: this song about a louisiana riverboat man is almost perfect but it’s missing something, try it in a bugs bunny brooklyn accent john fogerty, vocalist: big wheel a keep on toynin proud mary keep on boynin john fogerty, producer: that’s it, that’s the take
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genuinely it's so cool that the party response in this election cycle to "i can't afford groceries anymore" is 100% gonna be: - "you're lying." - "MY hedge fund is trending upward so the economy is doing fine." - "you are a foreign agent doing FUD to america" - and "then let them eat cake"
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to my fellow depressed perfectionists: it’s actually okay to half-ass things. doing it half-ass is better than not doing it at all.
ITS ACTUALLY TRUTH TUESDAY! Don't listen to the imposters! Today we're sharing TRUTHS!! Let those truths run wild!!!
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SHIRT BY dashare.zone - GOT A MUG OF IT TO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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for the last time: i don't read to be seen. i don't read to flirt. i don't read to celebrate libraries or support indie bookstores. i read so that when the CIA uses their telepathy ray on me i'm thinking about some made-up guy in 19th century Russia
The Thirstiest Thing A Man Can Do Is Readwww.bustle.com Both men and women say reading is a "green flag," and now, to attract dates, men are sharing photos of them with the books they're reading.
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Idk if I have any followers here but if I do what are your thoughts on corn in chili
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
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a scan of this will show up on my "website" eventually but here is what it looks like in real life
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Can you post food pics on here or is this place just for shit posting
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Petition to put the Michael Jackson Simpsons episode back on streaming, and in exchange remove the Elon Musk Simpsons episode.
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