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I cannot express how terminally online you need to be to agree to have a novelty debate with your opponent’s son’s girlfriend’s ex husband and then show up to that debate with a poop map that you then hold up grinning for everyone to see. these are online levels we don’t have tools to measure for.
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I'm not high enough for this
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thank god i'm not the only one, fuck
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I WISH I was too high for this.
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Wish I were …the Iced Coffee I had with dinner is overiding the Nimbus Snack
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Is “poop map” a euphemism for something? Or are there cartographers of poop or what
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Omg I am dim! I used to live in SF. I thought I recognized some of that poop
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I believe they're called "shitposters"
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It's a map of human waste on city streets due, largely, to the unhoused population and a need for some major reforms. None of which Ron is actually going to champion.
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sunset district is not poopy despite what that map indicates
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I can't and won't speak to the veracity of the map, just the intended meaning.
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it's data vis manipulation
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tenderloin, some of soma, and mid market are poopy.
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Did they distinguish between human and canine?
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Our best AI models are still struggling in this department
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They don't, in the SF 311 database, actually. The category is simply "Animal or Human waste"
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The map is unbelievably fake, and a sign that whoever refers to it is a troll to not ever take seriously.
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Oh, I think Ron is in favor of a final solution to that problem. Gavin leans that way.
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Shartographers?
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Didn't watch, but this color ramp is one of the default and most commonly used in the most popular mapmaking software. So Ron had one of his guys try to spin up something to make SF look bad but they suck at mapmaking and it ended up just looking like diahhrea over a barely recognizable SF.
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It would make sense that it’s totally shopped
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I guess the rejoinder would be "better not wear those pretty white knee high boots in the Castro then, Ron"
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"Look what I almost stepped in!!!"
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I was out spending time with people who love me, so I have to ask, what is a poop map?
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I'm terminally online but not enough to comprehend this entire paragraph, my eyes just glaze over three lines in and then it's like a random keyword search
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...why don't they just build some public bathrooms then it's like a jobs program to build and maintain those, which could help some homeless or struggling people be less that
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Look, San Francisco has a lot of homeless people and treats them horribly. This is not up for debate, despite DeSantis desperately wanting it to be.
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There’s a political consensus that public restrooms attract unhoused persons and allow IV drug users places to be while they inject. This causes even the restrooms that do exist to be locked away from the public, on pain of electoral defeat. The idea needs to die, but may last awhile despite that.
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Because our governor wants to eliminate homeless people, not homelessness.
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Tricorder level damage - our diagnostic tools simply haven't advanced that far. (except for the MedBed, but that's a secret, so ixnay on the edbay)
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Man. What level of online am I for deciphering what you are talking about?
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Your opponent's son's girlfriend's ex-husband WHO ISN'T RUNNING THIS CYCLE
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And isn't mayor of the city and has no control over the homeless. Gavin should have held up a map of Florida sinkholes. It's just as relevant.
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He’s somehow more online than Trump, who was our most online president by several orders of magnitude
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For those keeping score at home, I think this is like Joe Biden debating Levi Johnston in 2008. Levi was dating a Palin daughter at the time
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I feel like I missed something glorious!
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At this point I just view it as a new form of witchcraft for him to believe is real because I'm tired of my brain trying to eat itself
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He’s also the cousin of the wife of the Dick in a Box/Brooklyn 99 guy
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