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fellas is it gay to like pussy
Man we get beer, football, and pussy in the great lib conservative divorce?
you’d think with the Supreme Court on their side they’d be looking to overturn it
That’s the truly crazy part, they *want* us to have the house and the 401k and the car, as long as we let them have the Trump shoes
i'll never understand the dudes that go on social media and proclaim "i don't give women orgasms"
Dude had to write a whole paragraph to let people know he's never satisfied a woman...
I can’t speak for cishet women, but something tells me they WISH 99% of leftist men were interested in oral sex.
Hey just because I'm not good at something doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. I mean shit, I like miniature golf...
a twilight zone ending with a conservative male podcaster surrounded by boxes of unopened boner pills
Where do I sign? I’ll take that deal
Ice cream too. Just a slaughter.
The conservative dream is just a bunch of Tucker Carlsons doing Human Centipede
They get truck nuts, confederate flags and statues, and grilled cheese sandwiches (light on the cheese).
Nope, not giving up our grilled cheese sandwiches.
If the right-wing haters want them, they can make their own, if their mom trusts them to use the stove safely.
They don't get to grill it. A slice of american between two pieces of white bread then chuck it in the microwave.
If we work things right we can get grilled cheese, also. Maybe we tell them cheese and browned butter is "estrogenising"? Browning butter was invented by the French and is therefore inherently gay?
Let's workshop this, it's important.
Or they don't beat their wives then go on Jesse waters
They traded it all for more parking spaces
I'm guessing the world ended in 2012 — cause how beer, football, and pussy became "liberal" is some shit I did not have on my bingo card.
Nascar has outlaw roots and is all about turning left. I'm surprised we didn't get it sooner.
This world turned in directions I did not see coming ... but of course anyone who thinks Kid Rock or Ted Nugent are important artists probably was fucked at birth.
I grew up near Detroit so I got to hear Nugent before he outed as a racist dick. Never did like Kid Rock.
I saw him open once for Aerosmith in the mid-80s. He got hit in the face with a water bottle and lost his shit.
He was up in Grayling at some political thing yesterday. Here I was hoping that once he had his own Texas property to shoot pigs from a helicopter on (“hunting”), he would never return.
Ice cream and clean gentitals/buttholes too
Books, universities, TV, movies, tech, etc
And possibly country music. I guess they get anal.
Comintern hasn't authorized me to decide on that.
I think what they get is fapping to pornhub on their phones
Motorsports too, every time they see a rainbow on a car or a black man behind the wheel they cry and shit themselves
And pretty much all music but Kanye, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent.
Oh, and also they get Cat Turd. 😏
They won't be happy until absolutely everything they love fills them with seething rage.
The DMZ reboot is going to be wild
Well the other fellers get to make their beds and also peanut butter sandwiches
If we can just get fried chicken I think we've got it made.
And any decent music/musicians!
The phrase “cuckolding the spirit” bouncing around in my head for an eternity now
Trying to figure out what's doing the cuckolding here & being forced to settle on "the sacred feminine'
