kilgore trout: the federalist has 166 readers lmao

the federalist has 166 readers lmao

ah shit I missed the thousandths denominator but I choose to believe it’s 165 weird dudes and sean davis clicking from behind thousands of different vpns

The only good thing AI is doing is giving old people on Meta’s Surveillance Capitalism Nursing Home fake pics of veterans and Jesus to click on rather than Newsmax links.

This police employee is obviously showing her relationship preferences here

the poly book is what you read when you have nineteen fingers

Hell yeah I’m poly(dactyloid)

I just snort-laughed loud enough my dog looked at me with concern.

Banger

Can AI use Google to find out how many digits are on a human hand, is that allowed

google says it’s between 4 and 44

Six Finger Death Punch

It really hurts when those fingers sprout

Bet you can hear her cracking those knuckles for blocks away.

It's such a page-turner that you need seven fingers on your left hand to turn the pages fast enough.

AI still unable to draw hands. 🙄

I do wonder how many readers just straight up died in the pandemic

there was a period in early 2021 where every single patient TV in the ICU was tuned to Fox and they all died! every one.

Wild

That too!

BEAUTIFUL CABIN CREW!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

why don't photos like this ever trend

because of woke

WHY DON'T PICTURES LIKE THIS EVER TREND

My husband used to be in some knitting/weaving/crochet groups on there and he ended up leaving them because folk kept posting obvious AI pictures and asking where to find patterns or how they were made, then being *shocked* when he would point out they were AI bullshit and often not possible to make

God yes, I've been getting those all week too.

Like mommy milk, I want to believe.

Uh oh, you better hope Sean doesn’t need a new truck.

Even 165,000 is pretty pathetic so it's a valid dig at them.

Still, that's less than ten times the traffic of my janky D-list blogspot, which is sad.

fuck me, the only site with an increase is the Epoch fucking Times. We’re doomed.

Ah, but it won’t remain. unscathed … www.npr.org/2024/06/13/n...

Money laundering charges raise questions about the direction of The Epoch Timeswww.npr.org The media site founded by adherents of Falun Gong morphed into a pro-Trump outlet that spouted conspiracy theories. Now the CEO is out after money laundering charges were filed against the CFO.

They’re the only ones who engaged in a serious campaign to attract an audience. But the wheels are coming off at the moment. Let’s hope that continues

Unfortunately, it's 165 rich weird dudes who fund right-wing causes.

It probs is 166k, but almost all of them are bots 💀😂😂

regardless, that is the bottom falling out of their ad revenue...looking at the quality of the ads on the site, they may rely more on donations/subs/partisan funding, but that's still gotta sting

And you're right to say it

(That’s in 1000s) (But also they’ve lost 99% of their readership so, still, lol)

Epoch Times is up, conservative media is truly cursed

Damn, I gotta get some Shen Yun tickets, so I can prove I was on board before the takeover...

"China before Communism" includes a whole lot less warlords & poverty than I remember from the history books

To be fair, if you asked Xi Jinping about the last 70-odd years, I bet he'd soft-shoe the Great Leap Forward and a few other bits of recent history...

Oh bother

It's not an either/or, though. They can both be full of it.

Oh, sorry, that wasn't my intended implication...I was trying to say that they both have incentives to shovel the negatives under the rug.

They've been running billboards here in the Twin Cities, in guessing that's a factor.

can confirm they're running billboards in San Diego, too. Well it's always the same billboard, but around the city. My wife and I were surprised to see them stay up after the bankruptcy news.

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