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now I am still finalizing my sources on this but after extensive investigation the evidence suggests jonathan turley’s great great grandfather impregnated his sister

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Call Abbots bluff. You want to secede? Off you go. Pull all Federal funding, evacuate all US military personnel and equipment, put a hard border and require passports to travel back and forth, no planes in American airspace, and blockade the Gulf of Mexico.

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vaxxed?

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the 2024 presidential race two days before the New Hampshire primary. He said he would back the eventual Republican nominee and said that Donald Trump is preferable to Nikki Haley or Joe Biden.

Florida Governor DeSantis Drops Out of 2024 Presidential Racewww.bloomberg.com Ron DeSantis dropped out of the 2020 presidential race on Sunday, two days before the New Hampshire primary, where he badly trailed Republican frontrunner Donald Trump and Nikki Haley.

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well okay you heard him brandon

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I encourage mr trump to handle this colorado business by eating ten big mac combos in one sitting and then attempting to run up a flight of stairs as fast as possible

Wut

New slurp juice just dropped

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well if he is then biden better cancel the election because I’d rather live in his dictatorship than trump’s

WASHINGTON (AP) — Special counsel Smith asks the Supreme Court to rule quickly on whether ex-President Trump is immune from prosecution.

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I love Elon's inventions: - a subway for cars - self-driving cars that get exited and want to hug everything - a truck that can only carry toys - a racist computer that loves everyone

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I cannot express how terminally online you need to be to agree to have a novelty debate with your opponent’s son’s girlfriend’s ex husband and then show up to that debate with a poop map that you then hold up grinning for everyone to see. these are online levels we don’t have tools to measure for.

Wow those advertisers really are flooding back!

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logging onto twitter

I have a funny idea

NEW: The far-right ‘Save the Children Convoy’ is currently gathering at a rural base camp outside Ottawa. Leaders of the convoy, which revolves around various pedophile conspiracies, say they are planning daily marches through Ottawa. #cdnnews pressprogress.ca/far-right-sa...

Far-Right ‘Save the Children Convoy’ Gathering at Rural Base Camp Outside Ottawapressprogress.ca Pedophile conspiracy convoy says it is planning daily marches to 'shut down Ottawa'

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not a lot of people know this because it never happens but if you lose your job as speaker of the house you turn into a talking candlestick until someone falls in love with eric trump

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sweet thanks truth social

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Would you have marched in the streets if Trump had blocked certification of Biden's win? If so, Jeff Clark's plan was to have the US Army shoot you.

The indictment makes clear that Donald Trump and his accomplices planned to seize power by force and then maintain that power through the mass murder of American citizens by their own military

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The indictment makes clear that Donald Trump and his accomplices planned to seize power by force and then maintain that power through the mass murder of American citizens by their own military

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and the trophy for accidental metaphors goes to

twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops

There appears to be a lot of chatter on Twitter today from its Tankie wing revolving around banning … bananas because … capitalism?

For years I’ve met up with an old girlfriend I’ve stayed friendly with. We meet once a year for lunch and I always joke it’s like the meeting on the space station between the cylons and humans (except she shows every year and hasn’t killed me yet)

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Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase

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let’s hope whoever measures does a better job than they do with the panel gaps on a tesla

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

It’s been a while since I encountered a tankie until this morning, when I had one on Reddit telling me how great life in China is. I’m hearing it’s a utopia, interesting!

1997 Buick Regal 2005 Mazda 3 2010 Mazda 3 2014 Mazda 3 2017 VW Passat 2020 Mercedes GLB 250 2023 BMW X1 *

okay this is fun, cars and bikes, * for currently have them - 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee - 2007 Honda CR-V - 2009 Vespa GTS 250 - 2013 VW GTI (mk VI) - 1977 Datsun 280Z - 2015 Subaru WRX - 2013 Suzuki VStrom 650* - 2019 Volvo XC40*

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next zuckerberg is going to roll out a car that doesn’t trap people inside when it catches fire