Kumbucha, Guild Master

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Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop.

ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks.

Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.

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Thinking about treating myself to a little something for my day of hatching celebration. Anyone wanna reserve some time in the #Kobold #BreedingBox ???

The grout between tiles in your home is likely supposed to be white. You're just really bad at cleaning it properly.

okay it's time for a prompt post: respond to this post with a correction to a common misconception about something you know a lot about. if you feel like it, boost your response. (please use a kindly tone about it, otherwise i, your prompt curator, will get anxious.)

Congrats to all our 26 kobolds and our 6 million alt accounts.

Congratulations to Bluesky on reaching 6 million accounts and 26 active users!

#Kobolds , how are we feeling about installing some hanging baskets from our cave stalagtite ? Interior decoration flop or fashion?

The ancient remains of a dragon god who peered into the abyss and failed to look away. It is time, kobolds, colonization efforts must begin!

These are apparently fairly common in the universe: tidally-locked icy planets so one side is -always- facing the star, and thus there's a warm spot that creates the eyeball shape.

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✦ [ Y C H ] ✦ Kobold walkies ✦ Link to auction in first comment! Biding chain and all information on my FA. If you don't have FA account and want to bid pls contact me! #art #furryart #ych #dragon #kobold #commsopen

Remember to follow the syntax Father x Mother. Gene giver x gene receiver Top x bottom

If a male lion and a female tiger produce a liger and a male tiger and a female lion produce a tigon, then it follows that a male wolf and a female coyote produce a WOTE and a female wolf and a male coyote produce a COLF. Please update your vocabulary accordingly. Thank you.

My kobold wife is formulating her japan shopping list. Prioritizing blorbos to purchase. My list is simple and easy. I will maybe find a wooparu.

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unionize the kobolds

post about kobold liberation

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i know its not controversial to say but honestly, when i think of all the ways Kobolds have been depicted in fantasy: Funny lil lizard > Funny doggy guy >>>>>>> Weird little german freak

Hey, kobolds. Please kindly block and report this account for not having #Kobold as a valid ancestry. Thank you.

kobold is not a valid ancestry to choose from

Not jinxing anything but...my kobold wife and I spent the weekend laying out an itinerary for a trip to Tokyo. Can't wait to eat too much and carry her shopping bags.

Successfully did an email today, time to do some more emails but in a nonprofit capacity. Draining, exhausted, need a bath, kobold down.

Reborn like a dragon @ppetebw.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and pulled a 1x [Amber Chunk][Rank 26]

Remember kobolds, you have to stay on the grill until your internal temp is a steady 165º. This allows our dragon lords ample time to slam a 36 pack of 2.3% light beer before checking on us.

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This is what happens when you leave your kobolds unattended in public. #kobold #koblcontent #lizard #meme #fantasy

This kobold has a big list of meetings to attend through the week. Please enjoy some unsupervised time in the RokenBok enrichment pit. The RC Cola dispenser is filled up, you have $200 for food delivery, and emergency contact phone numbers are on the fridge. Love you, kobolds.

Flash bang out! @squidthefox.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and pulled a 1x [Geode Moonstone][Rank 10] ☆☆ Double Chance Time ☆☆ Pulled a 1x [Hint of Rose Lakewater Pearl][Rank 25]

Kobold jacuzzi, who is with me for a dip in the slip?

Here we go! So that is a big honkin garbage barrel full of muddy clay and water that needs to be turned into usable clay and then into stuff. Muddy, wet clay is called “slip” and this whole process is “reclaiming”

Kobold photo shoots just be like that.

Every photo shoot poses a risk to your props.

Lock in, kobolds @westorad.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and pulled a 1x [Cloudy Purple Tanzanite][Rank 9685] ☆☆Double Chance Time☆☆ Pulled a 1x [Blue Turquoise][Rank 3000]

Hey mtg nerds, rule 0 is this allowed at your table by someone who only wants to play kobolds?

What kobolds say when they assume shift responsibility but the prior shift manager was also a kobold and ran that shift like a kobold.

i don't know what's even going on in here

Might be a lucky kobold tonight and join a new ttrpg group. Let's see if the hiatus is rewarded with a good session zero.

Awkward: AM kobold Silliest: AM kobold

You've just been suddenly transformed into your sona. What's the most awkward element of your new existence? What's the silliest? (SFW, please, haha XD)

Is anyone going to match my freak? *resonating at 440 hz

Not a fed nor a bad actor. Us Kobolds are fantastic actors and stoutly enthusiast about draconian monopoly

Are you guys doing a lot of cool stuff Feds would want to infiltrate? Cause I dunno seems to me more like bad actors found social networks with consent issues and exploited them is the bigger headline here than the Feds are monitoring everyone.

I've force ended and deleted 1x [Computer Process] without research based on name vibes. Hope IT doesn't notice.

Have at it, friends.

Us kobolds enjoy the absence of god's light cause we have sunlight sensitivity

god's light cannot penetrate bluesky. you are all lost 🙏

Get cone'ed, pineapple princess. #KoboldPranks #JustKoboldThings

what does it mean if someone (almost certainly a group of stoner teens) places an orange construction cone on the hood of your car parked in your driveway in the middle of the night