Transatlantic sequin mule and time lady. Mainly obsessed with Eurovision, horror, and pining for Canada. Old enough to have visited Leningrad. Lives on Premise Beach. She/her.
Turns out egg cups are an even more effective hotline to memory than smells. Had totally forgotten about these till I saw them in the cupboard and straight away back to being small sitting in the sunroom with boiled egg and soldiers (full disclosure: loved the egg cups, hated the eggs).
New Story Day: “I’ll Miss Myself” is out at @reactorsff.bsky.social!
"I'll Miss Myself" is about an app that shows you every parallel universe version of yourself--or so it says. But the app might be hiding something from all of you.
reactormag.com/ill-miss-mys...
Is there a factory in China solely dedicated to manufacturing Sweeps for affixing to bin lorry grills because there is no other explanation for why these are still in circulation
I just saw an interview with a male fantasy author where he said "I guess I haven't really written female protagonists because it's not really something I feel like I can write from a place of knowledge."
Reader, this man wrote a series with a whole ass ancient dragon as their protagonist. 🙄
12-year-old shark-mad kid means that sharks get added to everything whether they belong to her or not. My suitcase now blinged for Ardamine trip. #sharkweek
Doug Ford does manage to plumb particularly rogue depths even for a modern-day brand of conservative. Particularly when you think about his brother’s substance abuse #ontario#lcbo
Harris always having been my fave group of seven artist - considered calling the kiddo Lawren but as we were in the U.K. figured he would be called Lauren all the time.
In the hallway when all the balloons are on the floor, in front of the blood elevators, there is Maligne Lake Jasper Park, painted by Group of Seven painter Lawren Harris in 1924. He has several pieces of art at the Overlook.
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The Shining is my favourite movies, and a movie I watch once a year or so.
But did you know that The Overlook Hotel is absolutely FULL of Canadian art?
Follow along as I take you on a tour of the haunted hotel, and the Canadian artistry inside! 👇🖼️
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People managers: if you want to talk to a more junior colleague about something benign, for the love of god try to indicate the intended subject in advance. Some of us get anxiety when you vaguely allude to some sort of "chat".
People complained that Chengdu zoo was letting their clouded leopard get fat, their expert explained "This cat is like thirty years old, that's twice as old clouded leopards GET, and he's just had major surgery. Making him lose weight would do WAY more harm, just let him have this."
James Timpson as Prisons Minister, an actual KC as AG. First female chancellor. 1st housing sec who's actually lived in social housing. 1st education sec who was on free school meals. Energy sec who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. I hate him, but this is already better.