You will also never stop being told that if you go west from the Cumberland Gap that you will not hit Johnson City, TN, as Johnson City is about 100 miles Southeast of Cumberland Gap.
As life goes on you realize you’ll never stop being told by someone that “South Detroit” in the Journey song isn’t a real place as if you hadn’t heard that before.
I was always confused about the mention of Roanoke until I realized there is a Roanoke waaaaaay inland and it’s definitely not the lost colony we all heard about in school