Livingjetlag

@livingjetlag.bsky.social

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So very tired.
Vexatious litigant.
Abomination.
Enlarged to show texture.
Him.
Massachusetts, USA

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andy van slyke

Big storm forecast for just after dinner. Stay safe! (Starts loading dishwasher around you).

100% this, for sure. Also, if you end up stabbing the creature until it stops moving, DON'T DROP THE KNIFE. You're gonna want it again, I promise you.

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Michael Van Vleet (he/him)

Are you sure it's Amontillado? You should have consulted me. I must go with you to check it.

“And I was like, Oh my God. And suddenly it turned from David Attenborough into Moby Dick. And I was really scared.”

‘Absolutely incredible’: Man rowing solo across Atlantic is surrounded by whaleswww.npr.org The appearance of hundreds of whales was amazing, rower Tom Waddington said. But when one slammed into his boat, "suddenly it turned from David Attenborough into Moby Dick. And I was really scared."

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️

Everyone has the same spaghetti policy: if you throw it against the wall and it sticks for just a second or two and then falls down, then it's done.

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Canis Latranscendental

The entire accounting department is on its way to you, and you should run. Never imply that there is something Excel can't do. Actually, they just turned around and are going to write a spreadsheet for Excel to do you in, so never mind.

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Anya Taylor-Ham

I love how it takes twice as many clicks to get rid of a "clutter" email as a regular one. Thanks for that.

Reply to

Jeff VanderMeer

Is there a discount if you supply the cadaver?

Reply to

Chestbursty

Found your soulmate.

Ok, this is very well done, and I don't think I could live with it in my home. I looked up arthropleura, and was even more horrified to find out that this one is only about half scale - the real ones were over 8 feet long! No! Not extinct enough!

This huge Arthropleura plush is all finished and ready to head home to her owner! Over three feet in length and meticulously handmade with soft minky.

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Uncut Femmes

Oh no, not again!

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unboxed cereal

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thee michael whiteshoes

Eliminate some trolls? Head over to #WitchSky and steal some crystals? Win a bunch of duels? There is probably a quest generator in the works.

Reply to

Greta of Annelies Berúthiel

From the labeler's post: Another new update has been rolled out - everyone given 15 gold - ancestries have been added @bskyttrpg.bsky.social listAncestries @bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry - leveling up has been added - bug fixes - more information in comments below

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Hawaii Worms

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Encountered a well-fed serpent on the way to work - Mass Central Rail Trail, Weston, MA.

One year since Bastian had to spend time in the ICU with kidney failure (creatinine peaked at 11.5!), including a bradycardic arrest from the sedation they had to give him because he's "spicy," aka homicidal. He's still a spicy old bastard at the vet and a sweet fuzzy baby at home.