Luftherz

@luftherz.bsky.social

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he/him. random. cat dad. dog dad. adventurous. tequila. creative. buddhist. traveler. zombies. halloween. gay. spooky bitch. greenwitch.

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Welp. Couch cover is on. Tried to take a sexy Sunday selfie anddddd this is what you're gettin. Im not redoing it. 😂😂😂

Sarah on the streets, Nancy in the sheets.

I need to put to the new couch cover on:

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Just an FYI:

My kink is big, beefy, hunky, scantily-clad, glistening with sweat, shirtless henchmen of the 90s. Himbos gone bad.

Tell me your fave film with a quote: By Grabthar's Hammer...what a savings.

You IDIOTS! These are not them, you’ve captured their STUNT DOUBLES!

Having ADHD is when someone says something like "pizza" and you've instantly made like 4,000 different connections to a memory of the time you dropped a pizza on the floor but still ate it. And then you share that memory so everyone looks at you like:

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I mean obviously he’s lying but I love the kind of style he’s going with where he’s like wow yeah these guys seem like complete pieces of shit, anyways lots of luck to them hope they succeed

The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

What if there was vice squad for corrupt cops? Like, a fully government recognized agency where regular citizens can entrap corrupt cops caught in the act? I mean. I'd pay per view that shit.

What if one day Dear Abby just says "go whoop her ass".

Straight up lied to a cop today if you've ever wondered where my moral compass lies. 😂💁‍♂️

Knew it. #gaydar

Soooo I'm watching Brokeback Mountain for the first time and I'm like 99% sure Jake Gyllenhal is gonna be the bottom. I'm just calling it now.

🎵put it in your butt, do doo doo do do, ....put it in your butt, do doo doo do, .....put in your butt, do doo doo do do doo do do do doo doo doo doo doo doo🎵

Who's a dumb bitch who forget to give their dog gabapentin until just now as the fireworks started. Fuck me.

This is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky:

I often think about the rich white guy who had to quit his experiment to become homeless and work his way up to a million dollars but then had to quit only a few months into it while he was homeless because he couldn't fucking survive as a poor person. It makes my pp tingle.

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This but unironically.

My brains doing something today. Idk what. But it's doing it. Fixing itself? Maybe. Whatever it's doing, I can feel it, and it's wild.

Maybe I should get a slutty above the knee, thigh tattoo.

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

This brings me so much peace and joy. I cannot even begin to describe how happy this makes me. It makes me feel like I belong here and I'm doing okay.

Fern Mayo on the streets, Vylette in the sheets.

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To the sexy boy I saw briefly before bluesky refreshed when I opened the app:

Deeply rooted religious trauma conspiracy theory: The US is the whore of babylon Tr*mp is the beast MAGA hats are the mark on the forehead. The blood of the martyrs and the persecuted refers to minority groups not part of white Christian fascism. The kings will be appointed by Tr*mp.

Oh fuck me up the ass, I fixed the print cartridge.

I'm not buying black ink to print one goddamn shipping label that I'm shipping for free. 🤬😤

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These two would run a Starbucks like the Navy