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One of the problems with trying human flesh is what if it's good?
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This is why I've never tried heroin, tbh
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I got fentanyl when I had a colonoscopy and it was friggin AMAZING. Terrifyingly good.
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They gave me morphine in the hospital once and I can't stop thinking about it
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I am a humanist which is why I hope we are delicious
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i mean, without trying it and knowing we're similar to pork: it's gotta be right?
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we've only ever eaten a tiny slice and that was after an accident involving a very very sharp knife but yeag
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too many people don’t know that pork rinds are actually a pretty healthy snack
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I can't imagine monkeys taste good
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American here. Do you have any idea what the average American's diet is like? Unless you have a craving for microplastics, high-fructose corn syrup, and whatever they put in "secret sauce," pass on the human and stick with the salad.
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You'd have to change your screen name
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Depends. There are people named Olive...
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In the middle ages it was known as “two-legged mutton”
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But the main problem is the prions.
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