Madeleine Swann

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She/her. Wonderland Award nominee, psychedelic flapper, weird stuff writer
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Knowledge

Haha!!!

We're watching French Dispatch for the first time and I can't help loving all the stereotypical Frenchness and art talk

Thoroughly enjoying being indoors with my hubsand (correct spelling) today

Hoard (a film about a girl whose mum is a hoarder) is weird and gross and good, bits of it made me physically recoil. It's very good

😂😂😂

I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

Quite

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

I know taste is completely personal, but I never understood why the lad in the BBC Woman in White adaptation was so obsessed with the blonde girl when Jessie Buckley is there with her fabulous jackets

An hour long video essay on video essays? Will my mind implode and reality eat itself? youtu.be/ZlK51P0vuc4?...

You're Watching Video Essays Wrongyoutu.be We like to be fed information, but sometimes we lack the skills to really digest and analyze what we are watching. We cannot take for granted what is true. I...

"Afternoon, on my way to the beetle bus stop"

Democracy manifest 😂

It must be the performance of your career!

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

When you point out that clips of public arguments or reddit problem posts have a fake feel, people will say "well this happens all the time so it doesn't matter" or "You must be lucky not to experience anything bad." Am I alone in thinking it kind of does matter? They often...

It's bucketing down and I love it

Look at them eggs

One more spider found today: a female cellar spider (Pholcus manueli) carrying her clutch of eggs to keep them safe. In the unlikely event that you want any more from me, I lead another life on Instagram: www.instagram.com/creature.tri...

Love a slime mould

Here are some nice slime molds

A video about a soapy drama about New York models from over ten years ago that i'd never heard of and was so bad it only lasted two episodes, by the guy that did that annoying character Fred when he was younger (he's funny now) youtu.be/94Ne-d04rXk?...

This Show Got Cancelled After Just Two Episodesyoutu.be thanks for watching! subscribe for more videos :)TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lucascruikshankINSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/LucasCruikshankTWITTER: http:...

Five minutes into the montage of The Bear's first episode of season three. Me to Bill: Wouldn't it be funny if the whole episode was like this? We laugh naively

That's fair

When I die, the first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last

Good luck everyone on Operation Remove the Tories day

Bill's double checking through a contract for me but I felt it was vital to ring him and check he heard the song about a giant headed man I sent him on WhatsApp first

Video on Carl Rinsch and the Netflix scam series Conquest youtu.be/Ty-hapklwTE?...

The $55,000,000 Netflix Nightmareyoutu.be Original reporting from John Carreyrou over at NYTimes:https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/22/business/carl-rinsch-netflix-conquest.htmlSometimes you trust someo...

Me and Bill having a good old fashioned sing song to Paranoid Android

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Reality But More Fun (Nictitating Books) is an audiobook now!! Go to the link below to hear my dulcet tones for only 5. 59! Amazon UK www.amazon.co.uk/Reality-But-... US www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1H1964

I don't know

Yes please

I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

Reality But More Fun (Nictitating Books) is an audiobook now!! Go to the link below to hear my dulcet tones for only 5. 59! Amazon UK www.amazon.co.uk/Reality-But-... US www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1H1964

Think I'm gonna start using The Gram place more, find me if you're there! www.instagram.com/madeleineswa...

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Take me away!

The residents of Potato Bay can rest easy now that this dangerous babby is off the streets.

Hi!

Cranberry Boy