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Mad Physiologist

@madphysiologist.bsky.social

Humanist, Deadhead, Gen-X. DC explant, current Marylander, 4-ever Old Bay enthusiast. Has a plant h̶o̶b̶b̶y̶ problem. Pretty squirrelly 🐿️. White Hat military scientist & aerospace physiologist. Fly Navy!

Pfp ALT: me, standing inside a papier-mâché shark
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Omg same same saaaaaame aaaaagh “It has to be because you have tight quads” and I show them how I can move my patella halfway around my leg.
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Back home for a bit and Random is owning his space just like he does everywhere! (The pinky lift is killing me here)
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I haven’t either. I mean, I bought stuff today but those old bay socks and old bay peanuts weren’t on sale for prime day, so.
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I had a late meeting today too! Late because it’s on Oz time, the meetimg was with our Royal Australian Air Force colleagues. I really love working with them so much, it’s one of my favorite things about my job.
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They’re so polite and will work to say “lieutenant” the way we say it (“loootenant”) but I’m like NO SAY LEFF-TENANT I WANT LEFF-TENANT 😂
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I don't know that I'm a moving expert but I've moved over thirty five times in my life and it goes better when I do this! Bonus: it also gives me time to mull over where things should go so that in seven years I'm not ripping a closet apart wondering WHY on earth I kept *that* and put it...here?
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(pssst I literally just did that the other day)
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Ruben got out as a Corporal. Ooh-rah!
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I will need statin, acid reducer, and lactaid caps pls and thanx
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I always carry mine with me 😂
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I’ve never had a good experience at or ordering from Outback
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Me likey! A place called Hard Times Chili serves a vegetarian chili that’s reminiscent of Cincinnati style
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Best wishes, Tony. I’ll be thinking about you and fam 💙
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He finally wised up and started coming before all the others, so i’d give him peanuts (they’re more expensive and i’m not feeding a dozen turkeys peanuts. They can have cheap sunflower seeds). He’s been eating well and his hobble is now almost completely gone. You can only tell if you look for it.
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This is so wonderful. Thank you for taking care of him!
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🪶 This shortbeard was a limpy lad when he first showed up around here. He had a very pronounced hobble and the older turkeys would pick on him and chase him away, he would always eat last. I made sure he always got some food and would keep the older ones off his back.
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Me in my combo nerdqueen-DILLIGAF phase of life
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Also, I’m posting from the dead right now. The heat killed me
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Kevin, that tank is less than half full and it’s making me twitchy 😂😬
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If you wanna know why JD Vance sucks ass there is no better place to start.
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I partly grew up (from age 9 to 17) in a literal holler in Rowan County, KY. 1/4 of my freshman class graduated from high school. 12 of us went to college. We were the privileged little shits transplanted from the coasts and had professor parents.
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That guy visited hollers for a few weeks in summer. He ain’t lived in ‘em.