I'm fully turning into an old man.
When my dog starts barking i do a "the fuck you barkin' at?" in the most southern accent i can pull off, which is actually a pretty good one since I lived here previously in middle and high school.
ok so the fried chicken place down the street from me that used to be a fairly large chain that has dwindled down to i think 4 stores, actually makes some pretty fucking good fried chicken. the store itself smelled fuckin terrible tho
I have 64gb of ram and i still get a hard crash due to memory usage occasionally if i'm watching youtube in chrome and open WoW at the same time. idk if it's just a "i need to restart my system more often" thing or what
There's only one weed chain around here and apparently their stores are running on generators or something because like every other day I get an email about how one of them has to close for the day because of a power outage.
If taking a a cognitive test would vindicate him and help change the subject, don’t you think he would have agreed to do it three days ago? The fact that the campaign refuses is really all you need to know.
one of my favorite weirdo things to do if i can remember it is to open the dishwasher on it's drying cycle and get a steam blast to the face of clean dishes
Lol my bank just admitted they got taken by a crypto ransomware attack. Why the fuck were the bank servers even on the same network as the email server?
man they're not kidding about ozempic helping you lose weight. my stomach has felt like shit since i started it and i have like no desire to eat. i'm not on it for that but i could use to lose a few pounds anyway so w/e
