Erin Marshall

@marserin.bsky.social

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Weird Anglican, church nerd, 3 dollar bill level of queer, fiber artist.

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I misstepped on a Bosu ball and smashed my tibial plateau. Three surgeries later it still isn’t right

quote post this with a really foolish injury one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2

The cat wrestling match adds a certain something to work meetings.

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Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Hollandwww.youtube.com Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...

Is Adam Lay Ybounden the official song for Christmas Adam?

This broken laundry basket was supposed to be thrown away. Now it is officially “Best Toy Ever” and can never be thrown away.

When I get emails from Bed, Bath and Beyond it just feels wrong.

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I AM GOING TO THE LORDY I AM SO GLAD I AM GOING TO THE LORDY I AM SO GLAD I HAVE UNIFIED MY PARTY I HAVE SAVED MY COUNTRY I SHALL BE REMEMBERED!

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AAAAAAND THE DEVIL WILL DRAG ME UNDER, BY THE SHARP LAPEL OF MY UGLY COAT SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOOOOOOOOOOOWN SIT DOWN YOU’RE ROCKING THE BOAT

Santos, his mouth open

Thoughts my orange cat had while being confused about the shower curtain liner: 1. Mom wet: Dude dry! How!??! 2. I can see and hear mom...why can't I touch her!???! 3. Is trap? Who is trapped? Mom trapped?!!? Dude save! 4. Is Dude in magic no wet Trap?!!? Mom save Dude!!!! 5. Yell!!!!

Nothing quite like having to say to the dog walker “Sorry, the cat knocked over the dog treats and the dog has had far too many treats this morning. Things might be rough”

Tonight’s list of annoying body parts -sinuses -knees -backs

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THINGS WE DIDN'T DO: - Start The Fire - Shoot The Deputy THINGS WE DID DO: - Built This City - Shot The Sheriff THINGS WE WANT TO DO: - Break Free - Hold Your Hand THINGS WE WILL DO: - Rock You - Survive -Anything For Love THINGS WE WON'T DO: - That

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Praying for healthcare workers around the world on this Feast of St. Luke, and especially those working in Gaza.

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For a British audience, this is approximately 5 Trusses.

E ho detto tutto

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reminder: do not EVER purchase a bagel from a "bagel shop" or the bagel section at the grocery! adopt one from a bagel rescue or your county's bagel shelter

Hypothyroidism does some bad things to by body; but the negative effects on my plumbing are much more annoying at the moment.

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Citronos devouring his children (2022)

For the record, these library bomb threats are terrorism.

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somebody on here once said "bsky is that drunk girl at a party hyping you up in the bathroom" and i took that very seriously

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based on the law where i live, i can be arrested for doing a poetry reading anywhere that isn’t exclusively 18+. i had to quit my job leading a local book club at a bookstore. i don’t think people realize how surreal things are becoming for trans people on the level of day-to-day life. crazy shit.

You would think it would be easy to remember not to clench your jaw. It is not.

I am going back to choir tonight and I am so happy!!!!

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HOW TO GAIN FOLLOWERS ON BLUESKY Interact with people. That's it. That's literally it.

I accidentally had Morning Prayer at 1.5 speed this morning—I kind of feel like it didn’t count. (I am laughing at my own silliness. I don’t actually believe it didn’t count)

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This is what it’s like now for LGBTQ+ students at the University of Houston. Of course, no one with the university told anyone about this. We found out from these signs which were posted last week.

I feel really guilty for wanting this but it would be really nice to get a ping when my ‘lectric kettle goes off.

Mason City was supposedly the inspiration for River City in the Music Man. Was ChatGPT suggesting Chaucer, Rabelais, or BAL-zac?

lmao the people banning books in Iowa aren't even reading them. They're just going to ChatGPT and asking "Does [book] contain a description or depiction of a sex act?" https://www.popsci.com/technology/iowa-chatgpt-book-ban/

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It would be great if absolutely everybody can help this story go viral, and get higher-level media attention, to contribute to the social and legal utter annihilation of every cop, judge, and politician involved.

Police stage 'chilling' raid on Marion County newspaper, seizing computers, records and cellphones -...kansasreflector.com In an unprecedented raid Friday, local law enforcement seized computers, cellphones and reporting materials from the Marion County Record office, the newspaper's reporters, and the publisher's home.